man ive been in some pretty shitty dream bubbles
but this one takes the shitty cake of shitty cakes
like one of those five tier shitty cakes that dont even look like shitty cakes
just five tiers of something that looks like it crawled out of roses crazy fanfic wizard porn
tentacles and beards and
little crystal balls and sprinkles that are really supposed to be sparkles
but just looks like someone needed to use all the sprinkles before they went bad
because they couldnt afford to waste the 5 bucks they spent on the jar or something
so they were like hey lets make this shit sparkle
and dumped them all over the place
can sprinkles even go bad??
whatever its cool
im game
not like i have anything else better to do than to ride a meteor for three fucking years
surrounded by a bunch of tools and sistertraps experimenting with spacewizard booze
speaking of sistertraps
and her crazy fanfic wizard porn
where the fuck are you drunky??
man i told you
shouldve slept that shit off
shouldve rescheduled your date
oh my god im going to have to come find you arent i
find you and then find that nice pile of suitably soft objects i was talking about for you to sleep in
fyi if you puke on my cape
im pretty much going to be forced to fly off the handle
which sucks because i dont see any fucking handles to fly off of
anyway i guess if this is going to be a thing
and were going to be making this happen
sup freyr
you ready for this??
( Translation )
but this one takes the shitty cake of shitty cakes
like one of those five tier shitty cakes that dont even look like shitty cakes
just five tiers of something that looks like it crawled out of roses crazy fanfic wizard porn
tentacles and beards and
little crystal balls and sprinkles that are really supposed to be sparkles
but just looks like someone needed to use all the sprinkles before they went bad
because they couldnt afford to waste the 5 bucks they spent on the jar or something
so they were like hey lets make this shit sparkle
and dumped them all over the place
can sprinkles even go bad??
whatever its cool
im game
not like i have anything else better to do than to ride a meteor for three fucking years
surrounded by a bunch of tools and sistertraps experimenting with spacewizard booze
speaking of sistertraps
and her crazy fanfic wizard porn
where the fuck are you drunky??
man i told you
shouldve slept that shit off
shouldve rescheduled your date
oh my god im going to have to come find you arent i
find you and then find that nice pile of suitably soft objects i was talking about for you to sleep in
fyi if you puke on my cape
im pretty much going to be forced to fly off the handle
which sucks because i dont see any fucking handles to fly off of
anyway i guess if this is going to be a thing
and were going to be making this happen
sup freyr
you ready for this??
( Translation )
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