[A neatly-dressed man wrinkles his nose in clear distaste, and after he adjusts his tie and collar, he speaks--sounding most agitated.]Hullo? I assume this device is functioning properly…
--Right then! Look, I understand this city, this world, it's in a bit of a predicament. Unfortunately, you've brought the wrong nation for the job. Not that I couldn't be of help I suppose, but suffice it to say the United Kingdom is a little off the mark of Scandinavia.
[He affords himself a mildly smug expression, and as he continues he seems to calm down bit by bit. Speaking is at least doing something, and the situation has him feeling restless. Better something than nothing at all, or he feels he'd go mad.]The point is, I've somewhere else to be, so if somebody would please kindly escort me back to the mortal realm, London, England, year 2012, January 5th by the Gregorian Calendar.
[England checks his wristwatch with a mildly sour expression.] Preferably after the moment from which you took me, else we would have yet another crisis on our hands and we really don't need that, now do we?
[--It's hard to tell if he's joking or not. Also, his otherwise stately demeanor begs the question why he isn't completely shaken at the idea of having been brought to Asgard, of all places.]Until that time arises, I'd like to know anything I haven't already been told upon arrival.
[By the furrowing of his brows and change in tone, he really is quite serious this time.] Would hate to be left out in the rain, as it were.
In any case, all assistance would be highly appreciated and you will have thanks courtesy of myself, England, representing the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
For now, that will be all. Thank you.
[And with a curt nod, the broadcast ends.]