[ The feed may be full of lots of.. carnage, at the moment, but Miki? She's happily sleeping in her room, as per usual. Yes, if you ever need to find Miki, chances are she's happily snoozing in her room.

Today is no different, except for the fact that she fell asleep on her bracelet. And hit the video button. So, have a close up view of Miki's cleavage as well as the bottom part of her face. She's smiling, because sleep is wonderful. ]

Afuu.. Onigiri, onigiri.. where are you, onigiri..

[ What's this? It seems Miki is.. sleep talking? In fact, she's not only sleep talking; she's actually moving, grabbing the bracelet and pulling it closer to her mouth, until.. she actually bites it. Almost immediately, she pulls it back, and lies it where it was. It now is facing the ceiling. ]

Ew! That was a horrible onigiri.. Miki wants good onigiri.. Miki wants..

♪Your innocent eyes draw me in
deep enough for me to to mistake dreams and reality,
yes, your eyes do so.. oniiiigiiiiiriiiii♫

[ Yes, Miki is singing in her sleep, and quite well! A beautiful, heart wrenching song about her love affair with her beloved onigiri. And after that, she rolls over on top of the bracelet. You now have a nice close up of Miki's nose. The cold metal of the bracelet, however, causes Miki to stir. She blinks her eyes open, sits up, and rubs them. ]

Haaa.. How long was Miki asleep? [ She looks around for her bracelet, and then finds it sitting behind her. She takes it, and notices it was on. ] Eh? Did the network get to see Miki sleeping? Um, hi! [ She blushes a bit, and playfully bonks herself on the top of her head. ] Miki hopes she didn't do anything embarrassing!

[Text: Filtered to Iori Minase, Chihaya Kisaragi, Takane Shijou, Miki Hoshii]

♫ヾ(^o^)ノ＼(´▽｀)／"ヽ(´□｀* )ノ"ヽ(´△｀)ﾉヽ(○´∀`)ﾉ♪

[Video: Unfiltered]

Mmmhmm! It looks like we've got a bunch of new people coming in! Never fear, 'cause Mami from 765 Pro is here to give a big warm welcome! If you have any questions, feel free to ask her! 'Cause she knows a lot of things about this place, like where you want to go to avoid the lunch rush and where to find the best video games!

[Like always, it's just a shiny video from Mami. She's all smiles! She has a bandage visible on her arm from where the faeries attacked, but it's mostly healed, anyways. But there's something just a little bit off. It makes more sense when she delivers her second message.

When she starts, she lowers her head a little and her smile fades. It's as if she's lost in thought.]

This is a special request, though, for everyone. If you see someone with Mami's face, it's definitely Ami Futami! So if you see her, tell her to come to House Loki right away, because that's what house she'll be in. Or tell Mami right away so she can come find her! Thank you.

Okay, anyone listening? It’s two weeks late, but it’s time for another radio show from us! This is Ayumi Shinozaki, and with me are...

Chihaya Kisaragi, along with our special guest of the week-

Hoshii Miki! Hi, everyone!

And this is of course, the Saturday night radio show that we don’t have a decent name for! So, we have a lot to talk about today, don’t we? It’s been a month since the first of us showed up, and the past few days have been full of things going on. Just this past week, there’s been a dragon and a scavenger hunt! How did everyone do during it, by the way? did you find anything interesting, you two?

( Cut for length )

What the fuck is wrong with this place?

[The Boss of the Saints does not sound pleased. For once, though, he isn't... threatening anyone's life or being an asshole.]

So let me get this straight. We're here to save every world because you guys fucked some shit up. So you bring us here, without any sort of warning, without any sort of compensation, to save the entire everyverse or some shit. But you brought a bunch of fuckin' kids here too and some... I don't even know what the fuck.

Are you expecting those of us who know the fuck how to do shit to clean up your messes? Jesus fucking Christ you guys are incompetent. Maybe Kainé had the right idea.

[Sigh.] Anyway, I guess we all have to deal with this shit together for now. God damn, I didn't sign up for this shit. I liked it better when I thought I was high off my ass.

Attention, soldiers! Cutie Librarian Strategist Mami is here to support you. Worry not! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

Our opponent today: the fierce fire dragon! Here is all the information you'll need!

-Dragon Type
-May be weak against ice, water, or both
-Has wings, may be weak against projectile weapons
-Has scales, may be weak against piercing weapons
-Recommended battle party members: Dragoons, Clerics, Archers/Rangers, Knights
-Likely has high stamina/magic stamina; bring plenty of healing potions
-May be weak against other dragon skills
-May revert to human or have a second form

[And, look! The video is switching to Mami, who looks very serious for once. It's also clear she's outside, since...fires...dragon...yup. She salutes the camera.]

Mami won't be much help in the battle, but she's here for all of your support needs! Good luck, team! Everyone, fight!

[And the video feed cuts out.]

Ah! It works! Hi, everyone!

[ on the feed is a rather perky blond who seems to know what she's doing with the bracelet. It's not that difficult, really, but she's only especially good at it since she'd been here for so long (a month and a half, but it felt like an eternity.) 

She's found lounging, all curled up in a big comfy chair in Freya house.. a chair that wasn't there previously. Yawning, she rubbed her eyes. It's pretty clear she just woke up from a nap.. ]

Afuu.. So! How does everyone like 'it', the new stuff in Freya?! You can thank Miki and Legault-sama for that, for having the most creative of all cupcakes!

And if you're not in Freya house, that's okay! Out of the goodness of our hearts, all of you can come over to watch TV and play video games! 

Um... what was I gonna ask again? ... Oh yeah!

[ Moving forward, Miki puts her legs into Indian style and looks rather curiously at the feed. ]

A lot of people here don't know what idols are, and Miki's not sure what she'd be doing if she wasn't an idol! So here's my question! What does everyone do back home? Chess.. or something?

[Did you think Legault wasn't going to say anything after winning the cupcake competition for Freya with Miki's help? He decides to pop up and say something.]

That was lively, wasn't it? It was an interesting choice for a battle, but a leftover like me was still useful, it seems. Maybe I should invest in that a bit more...though, it begs the question, what will our next competition be like? Any guesses? That can't have been the only one.

Ah, but about the cupcakes...if you see any of mine and Miki's around, please don't eat them. They were only my first attempt at baking, so I'm sure everyone else's taste much better. There's a reason we didn't win for taste, after all.

[]

Hmm...though, those chairs we won do look rather comfortable, though. Maybe I'll borrow one for a short while.

[And so ends the feed. Legault's just being friendly, but he's making the call from Freya's kitchen, anyways. It's a rare chance to talk to him, since he very rarely eats his lunch where people can see him. Usually, he sulks around town or who knows what, really? Surely, someone wants to thank their new hero in person.]

[ there's certainly been a lot of grumbling about cupcakes recently, and Takane has... words.

... She also has an apron, her hair pulled back into a ponytail, and a mango in her hand that she's concentrating on peeling. Yes, dear audience, she may be addressing you, but the mango has her attention. ]

A solicitous greeting, current inhabitants of this plane. May your expeditions both in the realms of culinary and culture venture forth with favorable results.

[ peeeeeeel. ]

I had hoped you would reach an understanding by your own merit, but I will offer you this thought.

Would you, perhaps, care to ponder what the salvation of a world and the baking of exquisite treats share?

((OOC: Work in fifteen, so tags will come tonight! Also making mango cupcakes, awwyeah. She'll happily welcome taste-testers.))

[Having gotten over the initial freak-out upon arriving, (her quick recovery was possibly due to the fact that she has her guitar with her here...!) her expression when the feed begins is something of a forced smile, being a little unsure about all of this...]

Hello, everyone...! [... but as she speaks, she seems to regain some confidence and enthusiasm. It's just like talking to a whole crowd of strangers during her gigs in school, after all!]

I'm Yui Hirasawa! I am going to be nineteen this year, and I've just graduated from high school! [why does this sound so much like a self-introduction in class...] My hobbies are playing Giita over here, [she brings her Cherry Sunburst Gibson Les Paul up for everyone to see~] eating sweets, and bumming around! [... did she just say 'bumming around' was her hobby?!]

So um...! How are we supposed to bring color and life to this place?

Ohoho! Greetings, Asgard! Once again, it’s Santa Mami! Here today, she has a very special show for all of her fans! It’s time for...Meet 765 Pro: Asgard edition! Let’s start with our first idol...

[And she runs up to a table where five girls are just sitting and eating. They are all used to Mami’s shenanigans, so they only look for a second before continuing their conversations.]

First up, is our very own Yayoicchi! House, Sigyn! Character type...“Uuu~uuu! Let’s all work hard and raise money for our breakfast, yaaay!"

[Yayoi looks up in surprise as she hears her name.] Eh? Was that me? I don't have to raise money just for breakfast...

[Still, she smiles and waves at the camera.] Um, hi everyone! I'm Yayoi Takatsuki! I don't know how much I can do, but I'll do my best with everyone to help bring all the color back! It looks too sad to leave it the way it is, right? So let's all continue to get along!

Don't forget, everyone! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day! And next up, we have MikiMiki! Her angelcakes are lovely like always! House, Freya! Character type...“Hello, honey! Are you going to eat that onigiri? Can MikiMiki have it?”" Ufufu...we all know where that food goes, MikiMiki!

[ And Miki stops chomping on a pastry for a moment when she hears Mami direct her. She's still got a bit of chocolate on her cheek.. ]

Ah, ah.. Mami! Did you say Onigir-- [ OH CAMERA HELLO Miki smiles and waves, hurriedly rising from her seat and waving excitedly. ]

O-Oh, hello, everybody! I'm Miki Hoshii! But you can just call me Miki-chan, hehe. Miki likes to sparkle, eat, and sleep. And her breasts are really big, like va-va-voom! Um, and Miki guesses.. that's it.. Bye!!

W-well said, MikiMiki! Truly inspiring! Uwoah, and next we have Forehe—ah, Iorin! Please don’t look at Mami like that! House, Freyr! Character type, "Bonjour, everyone! I-it’s not like I want to introduce myself, but hello!"

[Iori flusters at her friend's impression of her, glaring at Mami immediately. Though it seems like her sudden aggression is only to cover up her apparent embarrassment.]

I-I don't sound like that! Besides, what was that you almost said-?! Erm...

[Oh wait, we're still filming. Iori, as if flipping a switch, nervously smiles at the camera in a most saccharine manner. Was she really yelling at Mami just a second ago...?]

Ah... Um... Hello! My name is Iori Minase, leader of the super idol unit Ryuuguu Komachi. I'm honored to be chosen by the Gods to help restore their homeland. A smart and pretty idol like me will definitely bring color and happiness to such a gray and dingy place. Trust in the world's most beautiful Super Idol to brighten everyone's hearts, okay? Nihihi~♪

Ah...is she done yet? Quickly, let's move on! We also have a very special Ohimechin with us today! House is top secret! Character type is top secret princess! Ufufu~. Maybe she’s an alien from the moon she loves so much!

[ Takane glances mildly up after dabbing at her mouth with a napkin, the perfect picture of poise. Indeed, she's already sporting a faint smile. ]

Mami, you must take care with presumption, lest it prove your thoughts unfounded.

[ the gaze turns more direct now, though the smile remains. A small nod of the head. No, it really doesn't look like she's going to deny any of Mami's claims. INFORMATION, WHAT IS THAT. ]

To the inhabitants of Asgard, may the day find you well. I am Takane Shijou. I, too, shall strive to invoke a colorful presence, while remaining as constant as the elegant sphere that blesses us with a soothing light from on high.

It's secret-code! Always reliable! And next to last, we have Chihaya-oneesan! She’s in house Freyr, just like Ohimechin! ...Oops! Character type; “My chest may be flat...but my heart and melodies are even bigger!

[ It takes ALL of Chihaya's willpower not to choke on the biscuit she'd been nibbling on, but a short, strangled sound escapes her throat anyway- she's better after one quick drink of water later, but If looks could kill, Mami would be a living popsicle by now. ]

M-Mami-!!

[ Mindful of the fact that they're on the air, Chihaya recovers admirably and give a restrained, polite nod, even though she's flushing bright red and her eyes are just... not meeting the camera. ]

... Chihaya Kisaragi. I... will do what I can to help everyone out, so if there's anything I can do, please don't hesitate to ask.

Well-said! Chihaya-oneesan has a great singing voice! And last, but definitely most important, we have...Mami Futami! House is Loki! Character type is sexy big sister type! Also, the top idol! She's the leader of the party, and her levels are out of this world!

[Well, Mami has completely ruined this peaceful dinner if the background is to be believed. Iori is huffing at Yayoi, Chihaya's red in the face...at least Takane and Miki are the same always!]

Thank you for tuning in, everyone! Once again, this was your Sexy Goddess Host, Mami Futami! Please watch for 765 Pro in the future, ufufu...

[ooc; OKAY! Six way intro. Yellow is geminidol, orange is hitouch, blue is sora_wo_koete, green is sleepyidol, pink is rabbitdere, and carmine is classifidol! Mami will reply to every/almost every tagger in this entry, but you'll get an additional idol or two for your trouble!]

[Gwendolyn appears on the device doing her best to keep her normal stoic facade. She looks a bit worn down, but only because she has been looking around, possibly trying to find an exit despite being told it was impossible to leave. Though after a few days of searching, she decides to take a rest for the day and finally introduce herself to her fellow captives. There is a small golden tiara on her head, as well as the wings covering her ears. One can see a glimpse of the wings on her hips, for her a sign of her pride as a Valkyrie.]

Good day to everyone. I do hope that you all are holding up well, though it seems our captors have no intentions in harming us. Those I have spoken to upon my arrival have seemed nothing but kind... This state of peace thus far is rather unusual for me, yet there is something rather foreboding about it. I intend to keep on my guard here in case any such event were to arise.

[She then looks away thoughtfully for a moment, realizing a certain name has been coming up.]

I hear there is a god named 'Odin' here. [Her expression shows a bit of sorrow at speaking his name.] Is this Odin... is he the Demon Lord Odin, king of Ragnanival?

[After her deeds, she figures her father, Odin, wouldn't want to speak to her, except to give her back the ring she rightfully won from the Queen of the Fairies. She thought perhaps it best to inquire about it through this magical bracelet]