[On the screen is a girl with striking rainbow colored hair, who is taking slow yet steady steps. Thor's colors can be seen on the buildings behind her, if you care about that stuff. The important thing is that she's clearly getting a teeensy-bit frustrated with this 'slow yet steady' walking thing.]

Aaargh! This is way too slow! Maybe I can go just a bit faster...

[She breaks into a sprints -- aaaand three steps in she's tripping and landing face first into the dirt.]

stupid freaky monkey feet--!

((ooc: intro is late as hell and LJ is still not...working so great for me. please be patient if I'm slow tagging back. still trying to make things work as best as I can. ^^

...no seriously, ugh. this whole 'tag once every four days' thing is so not my speed.))

[ The video screen flickers a few times, grey static fading in and out. ] How does this thing-- [ It flickers once more before coming into focus. ] Aah, here we go.

Right. So I'm Greed, and I'm pretty lost here. Anyone want to help me out?

[ If he's lucky maybe someone cute will help him ♪~ ]