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asgardeventide2011-12-16 08:23 pm
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saints' asgard: the first ⚜ video / action;
[The video feed opens up to reveal the Boss in what... appears to be somewhere in house Baldr.]
Right. Listen up, just because we're in some weird-ass city doesn't mean that shit's changing.
[The Boss is looking fairly serious now as he looks into the camera.] Apparently some of you guys haven't heard of the 3rd Street Saints. Well listen up, you chucklefucks, because we got an understanding to come to.
We are a fucking enterprise and we're going to own this city. Got a problem with it, you can take your concerns to Johnny. I'm sure he'll be thrilled to hear that you don't like it. Really sympathetic guy. Good listener.
[He doesn't sound in the least bit sarcastic. Also the previous sentence was a lie, because yeah, he does. Based on the Boss's tone of voice, whoever Johnny is, the number of fucks he is going to give is approximately zero.]
Now, the way I see it, y'all got three options. You can be cool, like Bayonetta, you can stay the fuck out of our way, or you can find out if this is the afterlife. Your call.
[...after a moment.] And the first fucking person to tell me where we can play some skeeball gets canonized.
[It's a video post, but people are welcome to find him as well and talk to him in person!]
Right. Listen up, just because we're in some weird-ass city doesn't mean that shit's changing.
[The Boss is looking fairly serious now as he looks into the camera.] Apparently some of you guys haven't heard of the 3rd Street Saints. Well listen up, you chucklefucks, because we got an understanding to come to.
We are a fucking enterprise and we're going to own this city. Got a problem with it, you can take your concerns to Johnny. I'm sure he'll be thrilled to hear that you don't like it. Really sympathetic guy. Good listener.
[He doesn't sound in the least bit sarcastic. Also the previous sentence was a lie, because yeah, he does. Based on the Boss's tone of voice, whoever Johnny is, the number of fucks he is going to give is approximately zero.]
Now, the way I see it, y'all got three options. You can be cool, like Bayonetta, you can stay the fuck out of our way, or you can find out if this is the afterlife. Your call.
[...after a moment.] And the first fucking person to tell me where we can play some skeeball gets canonized.
[It's a video post, but people are welcome to find him as well and talk to him in person!]
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[Good lord, why does nobody here know anything about anything? They're all too busy being...
... things that aren't people who know things.]
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Well, here's one hedgehog who doesn't look even slightly intimidated.]
I'll give ya an A for effort.
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Holy shit I have been drinking way too damn much.
[Okay. Space alien troll chick he could deal with. This is definitely not a thing that's happening.
Somehow, this is probably Shaundi's fault.]
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[Like that in that ... at one point that was true. By this point in Saints' Row canon, they are way, way beyond 'just a street gang'.]
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[ ... ah. someone else laying claim to the city? he was kind of wondering when that would happen. he racks his head for anything he might've heard that resembled that name, but... nope.jpg. ]
Good joke.
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The Boss knows how to deal with this.]
Listen, we already kicked your ass in Stilwater. I didn't know I was gonna get to deal with the Ronin's ancestors or whatever shit.
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[May not, in fact, be true.]
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Those who claim to own a city rarely succeeds in their quest.
[ He's too polite to laugh, so have some politic mocking. ]
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[META META META META yeah The Boss suspects he's being mocked but whatever, it's more fun to reply like this.]
We've already done it twice. This place just happens to have more fuckin' weirdos.
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(Hey Boss, guess who. c:)
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well as normal as this place ever fuckin gets
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A bold proclamation.
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[Tsk, tsk!]
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I don't know if anyone's going to care enough to bring you to the hospital.
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[Sam, you are on his shitlist.
This may or may not end up being painful and/or hilarious.]
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voice; THREADJACK HELLO :>
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voice; OH YOU KNOW JUST UH... BEIN' KIDNAPPED BY GODS, NBD, NBD
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voice; MUST BE, MUST BE (SORRY FOR BEING LATE BTW SO BUSY ;o;)
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Well alright then!
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[What a bizarre turn of phrase.
...he kind of likes it.]
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[As if this was some sort of profound statement.]
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[She looks rather serious about this, yes, this is pretty much a direct challenge to him if he was indeed serious about this. She doesn't take to well to be threatened as such.]
While I am not fond of our captors, I will not allow this place to be taken over by anyone I find to be unworthy of such.
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Who are you?
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The leader of the fucking 3rd Street Saints.
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With her two index fingers she sticks them in her mouth and pulls at the sides of her mouth. She then sticks her tongue out and makes a sort of "nyehhhhh" sound. ]
Ma'e me. [ It's not exactly easy talking when you're trying to make faces at scary people on the network. ]
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Some people get rid of those before breakfast without even breaking a sweat. [ he doesn't mean himself, of course. but some people. ]
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[He doesn't mean Anders, of course. But some people.
I'm sorry I really couldn't resist.]
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You really think that's going to work in a place like this?
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You're part of a street gang then..? Can I ask you about a potential member?
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A potential member? Yeah, sure.
[...no idea what she's talking about.]
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private video✾the boss; SORRY FOR THE DELAY BRO <3
private video✾the boss; i expect an apology in my AIM window >:(
private video✾the boss; apology sent with many punches
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... I don't know if there's any places with skeeball around here. I can check?
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[SAINTS ASGARD BITCH B) ]
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