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asgardeventide2011-12-16 08:23 pm
bosses) wrote in asgardeventide2011-12-16 08:23 pm
saints' asgard: the first ⚜ video / action;
[The video feed opens up to reveal the Boss in what... appears to be somewhere in house Baldr.]
Right. Listen up, just because we're in some weird-ass city doesn't mean that shit's changing.
[The Boss is looking fairly serious now as he looks into the camera.] Apparently some of you guys haven't heard of the 3rd Street Saints. Well listen up, you chucklefucks, because we got an understanding to come to.
We are a fucking enterprise and we're going to own this city. Got a problem with it, you can take your concerns to Johnny. I'm sure he'll be thrilled to hear that you don't like it. Really sympathetic guy. Good listener.
[He doesn't sound in the least bit sarcastic. Also the previous sentence was a lie, because yeah, he does. Based on the Boss's tone of voice, whoever Johnny is, the number of fucks he is going to give is approximately zero.]
Now, the way I see it, y'all got three options. You can be cool, like Bayonetta, you can stay the fuck out of our way, or you can find out if this is the afterlife. Your call.
[...after a moment.] And the first fucking person to tell me where we can play some skeeball gets canonized.
[It's a video post, but people are welcome to find him as well and talk to him in person!]
Right. Listen up, just because we're in some weird-ass city doesn't mean that shit's changing.
[The Boss is looking fairly serious now as he looks into the camera.] Apparently some of you guys haven't heard of the 3rd Street Saints. Well listen up, you chucklefucks, because we got an understanding to come to.
We are a fucking enterprise and we're going to own this city. Got a problem with it, you can take your concerns to Johnny. I'm sure he'll be thrilled to hear that you don't like it. Really sympathetic guy. Good listener.
[He doesn't sound in the least bit sarcastic. Also the previous sentence was a lie, because yeah, he does. Based on the Boss's tone of voice, whoever Johnny is, the number of fucks he is going to give is approximately zero.]
Now, the way I see it, y'all got three options. You can be cool, like Bayonetta, you can stay the fuck out of our way, or you can find out if this is the afterlife. Your call.
[...after a moment.] And the first fucking person to tell me where we can play some skeeball gets canonized.
[It's a video post, but people are welcome to find him as well and talk to him in person!]
private video;
You are asking the wrong person.
[Seriously, she's too naive for this shit, and she is not a threat at all. Though if some of her friends ended up being a threat...]
private video✾the boss; SORRY FOR THE DELAY BRO <3
I am? [ Oops, there's that look in her eyes again. ] S-Sorry, you just seem to know a lot about the people here so far.
private video✾the boss; i expect an apology in my AIM window >:(
[Seriously, Yukiko, have you not caught that? Have you not caught that he is the head of an international gang?]
private video✾the boss; apology sent with many punches
[ Hold on, she's going to have to think on this one. ]
But you've been so helpful to me.. I suppose it's wrong of me to not think about it, but you're one of the very few I've spoken with that have been able to give me peace of mind.