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asgardeventide2011-12-16 08:23 pm
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saints' asgard: the first ⚜ video / action;
[The video feed opens up to reveal the Boss in what... appears to be somewhere in house Baldr.]
Right. Listen up, just because we're in some weird-ass city doesn't mean that shit's changing.
[The Boss is looking fairly serious now as he looks into the camera.] Apparently some of you guys haven't heard of the 3rd Street Saints. Well listen up, you chucklefucks, because we got an understanding to come to.
We are a fucking enterprise and we're going to own this city. Got a problem with it, you can take your concerns to Johnny. I'm sure he'll be thrilled to hear that you don't like it. Really sympathetic guy. Good listener.
[He doesn't sound in the least bit sarcastic. Also the previous sentence was a lie, because yeah, he does. Based on the Boss's tone of voice, whoever Johnny is, the number of fucks he is going to give is approximately zero.]
Now, the way I see it, y'all got three options. You can be cool, like Bayonetta, you can stay the fuck out of our way, or you can find out if this is the afterlife. Your call.
[...after a moment.] And the first fucking person to tell me where we can play some skeeball gets canonized.
[It's a video post, but people are welcome to find him as well and talk to him in person!]
Right. Listen up, just because we're in some weird-ass city doesn't mean that shit's changing.
[The Boss is looking fairly serious now as he looks into the camera.] Apparently some of you guys haven't heard of the 3rd Street Saints. Well listen up, you chucklefucks, because we got an understanding to come to.
We are a fucking enterprise and we're going to own this city. Got a problem with it, you can take your concerns to Johnny. I'm sure he'll be thrilled to hear that you don't like it. Really sympathetic guy. Good listener.
[He doesn't sound in the least bit sarcastic. Also the previous sentence was a lie, because yeah, he does. Based on the Boss's tone of voice, whoever Johnny is, the number of fucks he is going to give is approximately zero.]
Now, the way I see it, y'all got three options. You can be cool, like Bayonetta, you can stay the fuck out of our way, or you can find out if this is the afterlife. Your call.
[...after a moment.] And the first fucking person to tell me where we can play some skeeball gets canonized.
[It's a video post, but people are welcome to find him as well and talk to him in person!]
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[He rolls his eyes. Here, he'll even tug at one of his ears. Nope, not a mask.]
Point is, I'm a hedgehog. A way cool hedgehog.
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[The Boss is equally unimpressed, to be fair, Sonic.]
You got a problem?
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[Heh.]
But it sure sounds like someone does.
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[Sonic is mildly irritating, but not enough for the Boss to lose his shit over. And if the ... thing causes problems, well, he's pretty sure hedgehogs are not immune to bullets.
The Boss solves a lot of problems with bullets. They're his favorite solution, second only to explosions.]
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[Oh, that's not cool, man.]
You might wanna get your eyes checked, 'cause I'm as cool as they come.
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[Admittedly, Sonic is taller than that, but let's not point out that he is at prime ball-headbutting height.]
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...hah.]
I'm just tellin' it like it is. Not my fault if you can't see hedgehog perfection.
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[Seriously, dude. What?]