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[The video feed opens up to reveal the Boss in what... appears to be somewhere in house Baldr.]

Right. Listen up, just because we're in some weird-ass city doesn't mean that shit's changing.

[The Boss is looking fairly serious now as he looks into the camera.] Apparently some of you guys haven't heard of the 3rd Street Saints. Well listen up, you chucklefucks, because we got an understanding to come to.

We are a fucking enterprise and we're going to own this city. Got a problem with it, you can take your concerns to Johnny. I'm sure he'll be thrilled to hear that you don't like it. Really sympathetic guy. Good listener.

[He doesn't sound in the least bit sarcastic. Also the previous sentence was a lie, because yeah, he does. Based on the Boss's tone of voice, whoever Johnny is, the number of fucks he is going to give is approximately zero.]

Now, the way I see it, y'all got three options. You can be cool, like Bayonetta, you can stay the fuck out of our way, or you can find out if this is the afterlife. Your call.

[...after a moment.] And the first fucking person to tell me where we can play some skeeball gets canonized.

[It's a video post, but people are welcome to find him as well and talk to him in person!]

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[ 'The fucking boss' .. does that mean he's the leader? It's a logical conclusion to come to, but assumptions tend to backfire more than they should. The girl's already on edge on arriving here, so she's not too eager to end up crossing paths with the wrong people.

~~So then her mun made this be the first person she tagged just to be awful.~~ ]

Well, he's a pretty good boy. [ Yukiko, that is not something you use to describe him. ] I'm not certain I should give his name out so freely though.. If he's here, he might get sour with me for doing so.

Then fuckin' set it to private, jesus!

[...The Boss is pretty sure he has no idea who she's talking about, but he just needs to think about this for a bit. It's a he... has Gat been like, perving on Japanese schoolgirls or some shit?

Probably not. He'd be too pissed at them for not being Aisha.]

Can you help me set it to that option then please?

[ While she's not too eager to sit here and be screamed at, she has to be brave enough to do this. ]

Just... here.

[In an astonishing display of non-assholishness, there's a series of text instructions showing her how to make it private.

Wow.]

[ It takes her only a moment to glance over the instructions and voila! ]

I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble. [ With a heavy tone, she levels her gaze with the screen before her. ] This is important to me and I don't want to upset him. You remind me a lot of him, so I thought maybe you would have seen him if he was here.

The boy's name is Kanji. [ Just.. going to give that. It's a lot better to be safe than sorry. Why, her voice sounds a bit more confident with just that sentence. ] So have you heard of him?

... haven't heard of him. What's he look like?

[He didn't ever actually get Kanji's name, come to think of it. Though he has heard him before...] Is he that blond kid who sounds like me?

[ Oh. That's disheartening.. until he says that latter line. With widening eyes, she'll look as though he just injected her with a good dose of HOPE. ]

It might be! [ Her spirit is lifting immensely. ~~Who would have thought The Boss could make a teenager girl happy??~~ ] Wait.. He hasn't given you any trouble, has he?

Kid doesn't know who the Saints are, but he hasn't given us any trouble. He stays out of our way, we'll stay out of his -- and yours.

[After a moment.] You his girlfriend or something?

[Is he seriously getting involved in this? Seriously?]

[ The most subtle sigh of relief of all time.. ]

Good. I worry about him so much.

[ Oh, was she being associated with Kanji already? Maybe it wasn't the best of ideas to ask about him, but she's willing to say the confirmation of his presence was worth it. ]

His girlfriend? [ A curious tilt of her head. ] Nooo? Did he say something of that nature to you?

You just act like it.

[What the fuck. The Boss is pretty glad the only other person likely to see this is Kinzie, and she won't say a goddamn word because she likes being alive.

Admittedly Kinzie is not able to see this but with anything "secure" it's a pretty safe bet that Kinzie can see it anyway.]

Like I said. He keeps out of our way, you keep out of our way - we keep out of yours. Understand?

Can't a friend be concerned about their friend?

[ That's a pretty hefty accusation to make. Dating someone like Kanji would be terrible for her reputation and for his own as well! ]

R-Right, I won't get in your way at all! [ Unless they push her, then she'll fight fire with fire. ] I understand clearly.

Just saying. You're really concerned.

[He can respect that. She seems alright, really -- or maybe he's just getting soft. She's got some balls, coming up to him like that. Probably shouldn't be getting involved with the Saints - not that he'd say no, but...]

You're a good kid.

[Probably the best compliment he's given anyone not named Bayonetta so far.]

Really..? I didn't notice it was so overbearing.

[ O-Oh, well now she's just going to blush because this is quite the embarrassing situation. ]

I try to be polite and kind to everyone I meet so it's nothing special. [ What is a compliment and how does she take them? Even the boys her age have trouble getting her to realize she's ~special~ ] Are there a lot of bad kids here?

[He's actually... laughing? What the fuck?]

Man, I don't know if there are any bad kids here or whatever. I mean, there's the girl who thinks she's a pony, a few aliens or whatever the fuck, the mascot midget... shit, I don't know, I've just been trying to make sure the Saints are alright.

[ Give her a moment while she tries to figure out what joke she made.. ]

Huh? It sounds as though there's a lot of ... troubled individuals here. [ Sure, she doesn't feel too frightened talking to THE BOSS, but talk about a girl who thinks she's a pony? Now Yukiko looks all sorts of horrified. ] They won't hurt anyone, right?

[Okay, that's even funnier.]

You are asking the wrong person.

[Seriously, she's too naive for this shit, and she is not a threat at all. Though if some of her friends ended up being a threat...]

[ No, this is Serious Business. ]

I am? [ Oops, there's that look in her eyes again. ] S-Sorry, you just seem to know a lot about the people here so far.

You're asking me if people are dangerous. Honey, I'm probably one of the most dangerous people here.

[Seriously, Yukiko, have you not caught that? Have you not caught that he is the head of an international gang?]

W-What?

[ Hold on, she's going to have to think on this one. ]

But you've been so helpful to me.. I suppose it's wrong of me to not think about it, but you're one of the very few I've spoken with that have been able to give me peace of mind.

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