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[The video feed opens up to reveal the Boss in what... appears to be somewhere in house Baldr.]

Right. Listen up, just because we're in some weird-ass city doesn't mean that shit's changing.

[The Boss is looking fairly serious now as he looks into the camera.] Apparently some of you guys haven't heard of the 3rd Street Saints. Well listen up, you chucklefucks, because we got an understanding to come to.

We are a fucking enterprise and we're going to own this city. Got a problem with it, you can take your concerns to Johnny. I'm sure he'll be thrilled to hear that you don't like it. Really sympathetic guy. Good listener.

[He doesn't sound in the least bit sarcastic. Also the previous sentence was a lie, because yeah, he does. Based on the Boss's tone of voice, whoever Johnny is, the number of fucks he is going to give is approximately zero.]

Now, the way I see it, y'all got three options. You can be cool, like Bayonetta, you can stay the fuck out of our way, or you can find out if this is the afterlife. Your call.

[...after a moment.] And the first fucking person to tell me where we can play some skeeball gets canonized.

[It's a video post, but people are welcome to find him as well and talk to him in person!]

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Can't a friend be concerned about their friend?

[ That's a pretty hefty accusation to make. Dating someone like Kanji would be terrible for her reputation and for his own as well! ]

R-Right, I won't get in your way at all! [ Unless they push her, then she'll fight fire with fire. ] I understand clearly.

Just saying. You're really concerned.

[He can respect that. She seems alright, really -- or maybe he's just getting soft. She's got some balls, coming up to him like that. Probably shouldn't be getting involved with the Saints - not that he'd say no, but...]

You're a good kid.

[Probably the best compliment he's given anyone not named Bayonetta so far.]

Really..? I didn't notice it was so overbearing.

[ O-Oh, well now she's just going to blush because this is quite the embarrassing situation. ]

I try to be polite and kind to everyone I meet so it's nothing special. [ What is a compliment and how does she take them? Even the boys her age have trouble getting her to realize she's ~special~ ] Are there a lot of bad kids here?

[He's actually... laughing? What the fuck?]

Man, I don't know if there are any bad kids here or whatever. I mean, there's the girl who thinks she's a pony, a few aliens or whatever the fuck, the mascot midget... shit, I don't know, I've just been trying to make sure the Saints are alright.

[ Give her a moment while she tries to figure out what joke she made.. ]

Huh? It sounds as though there's a lot of ... troubled individuals here. [ Sure, she doesn't feel too frightened talking to THE BOSS, but talk about a girl who thinks she's a pony? Now Yukiko looks all sorts of horrified. ] They won't hurt anyone, right?

[Okay, that's even funnier.]

You are asking the wrong person.

[Seriously, she's too naive for this shit, and she is not a threat at all. Though if some of her friends ended up being a threat...]

[ No, this is Serious Business. ]

I am? [ Oops, there's that look in her eyes again. ] S-Sorry, you just seem to know a lot about the people here so far.

You're asking me if people are dangerous. Honey, I'm probably one of the most dangerous people here.

[Seriously, Yukiko, have you not caught that? Have you not caught that he is the head of an international gang?]

W-What?

[ Hold on, she's going to have to think on this one. ]

But you've been so helpful to me.. I suppose it's wrong of me to not think about it, but you're one of the very few I've spoken with that have been able to give me peace of mind.

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