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Eridan Ampora ([personal profile] fishdouche) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2013-09-15 04:58 pm

009 ♒ Video

[Oh, look, it's no one's favorite troll! And he's smirking wickedly at the video feed from the safety of his room in Baldr. He taps out a rhythm on his desk with ring be-decked fingers, claws glinting dangerously in the light, as he attempts to formulate just exactly how he wants to address these peasants he's been surrounded by.

His thoughts have been dark, wildly violent and his anger far more intrusive than normal. He has always been quick to anger, to indignation, but something about this seems more extreme than his idle threats before.
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Y'knoww wwhat I think is real fuckin' funny--wwhat makes me laugh myself to sleep durin' the day?

After all a' your wwhinin' an' empty threats about makin' me pay if I culled someone, I massacred Ter an' nothin' happened.  You all are a bunch a' cowward human lowwlifes wwho can't evven compare to the grandness an' perfection that is Eridan Ampora.

It's really quite entertainin', to think a' you all scurryin' around like squeakbeasts, livvin' your meager existences. Just wwaitin' to be culled.

[He growls low under his breath, banging his fist on the desk suddenly.]

An' meanwwhile I think you'vve all forgotten just howw fuckin' dangerous it is to ignore or ridicule your BETTERS! So I'll just havve to remind you.

EQU!

[He has the good sense to filter the video now just to the blueblooded troll.]

You're goin' to be buildin' me a doomsday devvice. One that fuckin' wworks this time! You evven think a' talkin' back an' I'll kick that swweaty face a' yours in. You wwouldn't wwant to argue wwith your superior, noww wwould you?

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[personal profile] stakes 2013-09-15 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Have one very disgusted, very irritated, and very on-the-edge-of-violence looking tiny blonde. ]

My god you need to get punched in the face.

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[personal profile] tipsygnostalgia 2013-09-16 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
omfg are you for real

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[personal profile] necrowmantic 2013-09-16 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Says the guy who got his head cut off because he couldn't take a little illness~

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[personal profile] alternia_strength 2013-09-16 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
D --> You have reached the Inbox of Equius Zahhak
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D --> You will leave your full name and speak in an orderly and proper fashion
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[Sorry, Eridan. Your troll is in another castle. However, he will take your message when he gets back and get back to you to offer the disappointing news that doomsdays are probably out of his range.

Bombs and grenades, though...

Oh, and he might punch your face in just to watch the regeneration kick in, for the fun of it.]
livedtwice: (the boy who doesn't like bestiality.)

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And you really think it's a good idea to just talk about all of this in public so we can all know to come find you when you try to do anymore of this?

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holy shit
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pratentious: (fighting dragons with you❞)

[personal profile] pratentious 2013-09-16 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
You've only the good fortune of Samantha's vouch on your behalf that your head remains atop its miserable perch, swine. I've told you once not to bring harm to our own in this city, I will not tell you again.

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private. SORRY FOR THREADJACKSPAMMING YOUR INBOX, SO SEXY GIRLFRIEND ;;

[personal profile] stakes 2013-09-16 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
How seriously should we take his threats? Do we need to like.. I don't know, confine him somewhere?

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bloodypocket: (♭ | dopo.)

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Already by announcing your plans, you seem to have made things that much more difficult for yourself.

[In a way he's almost amused by it, though he is taking the threat seriously.]

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[ On a normal day, Kieran wouldn't even have watched the whole video. He doesn't care enough. But lately... Talent or no Talent, he's got a killer inside him and it's restless almost beyond his control. He's looking for an excuse to hurt things, and Eridan seems to be obliging. ]

You're in luck, I can fit an ass kicking into my schedule today.

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[Sigh. Really? Why the hell did the gods think to bring another megalomaniac imbecile to the city? Eight would have normally ignored this, but lack of sleep and a lot of disturbing thoughts are making his fuse exceptionally short.]

Well...congratulations. I've been through all of space and time, in multiple universes, and you take the biscuit when it comes to stupid mass murderers.

Did nobody ever tell you that not every thought that rattles in that empty fish carcass of a brain of yours needs to be verbalized? That's just asking for a mob to ambush you and shut you up for a while.

So what exactly are you going to do if we all ignore you, hm? Do tell. I haven't had a good laugh in a while.
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[ She likes you more every time she sees you around. ]

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youre shitting me
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[personal profile] neverymind 2013-09-21 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey! [She points at the screen like she is Calling Him Out.] Don't be so mean, you jerk!

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