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009 ♒ Video
[Oh, look, it's no one's favorite troll! And he's smirking wickedly at the video feed from the safety of his room in Baldr. He taps out a rhythm on his desk with ring be-decked fingers, claws glinting dangerously in the light, as he attempts to formulate just exactly how he wants to address these peasants he's been surrounded by.
His thoughts have been dark, wildly violent and his anger far more intrusive than normal. He has always been quick to anger, to indignation, but something about this seems more extreme than his idle threats before.]
Y'knoww wwhat I think is real fuckin' funny--wwhat makes me laugh myself to sleep durin' the day?
After all a' your wwhinin' an' empty threats about makin' me pay if I culled someone, I massacred Ter an' nothin' happened. You all are a bunch a' cowward human lowwlifes wwho can't evven compare to the grandness an' perfection that is Eridan Ampora.
It's really quite entertainin', to think a' you all scurryin' around like squeakbeasts, livvin' your meager existences. Just wwaitin' to be culled.
[He growls low under his breath, banging his fist on the desk suddenly.]
An' meanwwhile I think you'vve all forgotten just howw fuckin' dangerous it is to ignore or ridicule your BETTERS! So I'll just havve to remind you.
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[He has the good sense to filter the video now just to the blueblooded troll.]
You're goin' to be buildin' me a doomsday devvice. One that fuckin' wworks this time! You evven think a' talkin' back an' I'll kick that swweaty face a' yours in. You wwouldn't wwant to argue wwith your superior, noww wwould you?
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are you done yet??
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let me answwer that for you
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My god you need to get punched in the face.
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D --> I e%pect that you will leave a concise and orderly message concerning the nature of your wish
D --> You will leave your full name and speak in an orderly and proper fashion
D --> There will be no tolerance for temporal shenanigans or other foolishness
D --> Speak promptly when you hear the tone
D --> I require a towel
[Sorry, Eridan. Your troll is in another castle. However, he will take your message when he gets back and get back to you to offer the disappointing news that doomsdays are probably out of his range.
Bombs and grenades, though...
Oh, and he might punch your face in just to watch the regeneration kick in, for the fun of it.]
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Fine. He'd leave a message.]
You're buildin' me a doomsday devvice wwhenevver you get back from wwhere the fuck you wwent. No fuckin' arguin'.
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Don't evver say I didn't give you nothin'.
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i never noticed it until now
but you two could be like twins
this is a genuine parent trap moment here
someone get egbert ill bet hell wet himself stupid when he sees this
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An' she wwas properly wwarned.
[He shrugs, clearly not taking Arthur seriously.]
An' wwho the fuck does that wwitch think she is. I'll kick her ass later for talkin' to any a' you about my personal business.
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private. SORRY FOR THREADJACKSPAMMING YOUR INBOX, SO SEXY GIRLFRIEND ;;
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[In a way he's almost amused by it, though he is taking the threat seriously.]
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You're in luck, I can fit an ass kicking into my schedule today.
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How fuckin' quaint. All a' you rushin' to the defense a' a fuckin' troll. I'm almost touched. She wwas askin' for it.
I'll make this clear. I wwon't cull you like the grubs you are, an' you wwon't get in my fuckin' wway.
Got it?
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Well...congratulations. I've been through all of space and time, in multiple universes, and you take the biscuit when it comes to stupid mass murderers.
Did nobody ever tell you that not every thought that rattles in that empty fish carcass of a brain of yours needs to be verbalized? That's just asking for a mob to ambush you and shut you up for a while.
So what exactly are you going to do if we all ignore you, hm? Do tell. I haven't had a good laugh in a while.
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Though I should havve been more serious wwith them then.
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you killed terezi
that is so pathetic its hilarious
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I already told you. It's just the wway I fuckin' am. I wwouldn't be so mean if people here wweren't so damned insubordinate.
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