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[Oh, look, it's no one's favorite troll! And he's smirking wickedly at the video feed from the safety of his room in Baldr. He taps out a rhythm on his desk with ring be-decked fingers, claws glinting dangerously in the light, as he attempts to formulate just exactly how he wants to address these peasants he's been surrounded by.
His thoughts have been dark, wildly violent and his anger far more intrusive than normal. He has always been quick to anger, to indignation, but something about this seems more extreme than his idle threats before.]
Y'knoww wwhat I think is real fuckin' funny--wwhat makes me laugh myself to sleep durin' the day?
After all a' your wwhinin' an' empty threats about makin' me pay if I culled someone, I massacred Ter an' nothin' happened. You all are a bunch a' cowward human lowwlifes wwho can't evven compare to the grandness an' perfection that is Eridan Ampora.
It's really quite entertainin', to think a' you all scurryin' around like squeakbeasts, livvin' your meager existences. Just wwaitin' to be culled.
[He growls low under his breath, banging his fist on the desk suddenly.]
An' meanwwhile I think you'vve all forgotten just howw fuckin' dangerous it is to ignore or ridicule your BETTERS! So I'll just havve to remind you.
EQU!
[He has the good sense to filter the video now just to the blueblooded troll.]
You're goin' to be buildin' me a doomsday devvice. One that fuckin' wworks this time! You evven think a' talkin' back an' I'll kick that swweaty face a' yours in. You wwouldn't wwant to argue wwith your superior, noww wwould you?
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Don't evver say I didn't give you nothin'.
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I'vve been called worse.
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i never noticed it until now
but you two could be like twins
this is a genuine parent trap moment here
someone get egbert ill bet hell wet himself stupid when he sees this
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if we got you the right glasses i guess you could look a bit like egbert too
and trust me some people really dig the while coffeehouse hipster thing
so dont worry man not all hope is lost
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And secondly, I don't even know what a hipster is.
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defeats the purpose
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but even i cant defend the irony of explaining hipsterism
that's practically like trying to divide by zero
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looks its ok if you dont get it
thats kinda the part of being hipster
sometimes i think even the hipsters dont know what it means to be hipster
its kind of a rule of the multiverse
right up there with why pizza doesnt mold
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Which isn't the point, but ... maybe there's something wrong with the pizza you have. You should stop having it.
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text; what on earth is this even..... >>;
text; the best thread obv
text; OBV
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