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Eridan Ampora ([personal profile] fishdouche) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2013-09-15 04:58 pm

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[Oh, look, it's no one's favorite troll! And he's smirking wickedly at the video feed from the safety of his room in Baldr. He taps out a rhythm on his desk with ring be-decked fingers, claws glinting dangerously in the light, as he attempts to formulate just exactly how he wants to address these peasants he's been surrounded by.

His thoughts have been dark, wildly violent and his anger far more intrusive than normal. He has always been quick to anger, to indignation, but something about this seems more extreme than his idle threats before.
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Y'knoww wwhat I think is real fuckin' funny--wwhat makes me laugh myself to sleep durin' the day?

After all a' your wwhinin' an' empty threats about makin' me pay if I culled someone, I massacred Ter an' nothin' happened.  You all are a bunch a' cowward human lowwlifes wwho can't evven compare to the grandness an' perfection that is Eridan Ampora.

It's really quite entertainin', to think a' you all scurryin' around like squeakbeasts, livvin' your meager existences. Just wwaitin' to be culled.

[He growls low under his breath, banging his fist on the desk suddenly.]

An' meanwwhile I think you'vve all forgotten just howw fuckin' dangerous it is to ignore or ridicule your BETTERS! So I'll just havve to remind you.

EQU!

[He has the good sense to filter the video now just to the blueblooded troll.]

You're goin' to be buildin' me a doomsday devvice. One that fuckin' wworks this time! You evven think a' talkin' back an' I'll kick that swweaty face a' yours in. You wwouldn't wwant to argue wwith your superior, noww wwould you?

livedtwice: (the boy who doesn't like bestiality.)

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[personal profile] livedtwice 2013-09-16 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
And you really think it's a good idea to just talk about all of this in public so we can all know to come find you when you try to do anymore of this?
livedtwice: (the boy who grins and bears it.)

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[personal profile] livedtwice 2013-09-16 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, I have a feeling you won't be getting very far. Thanks for the warning. I'm certain some people will be very pleased to deal with it.
livedtwice: (the boy who hates cassandra claire.)

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[personal profile] livedtwice 2013-09-17 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
You just threatened everybody's life! How did you think they'd respond?!
livedtwice: (the boy who thinks Sasuke is stupid.)

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[personal profile] livedtwice 2013-09-21 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
You're one to talk.
livedtwice: (the boy who is persuading your mum.)

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[personal profile] livedtwice 2013-09-23 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't need to be special to see that you're a bit of an arse.
livedtwice: (the boy who's rather bored thank-you.)

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[personal profile] livedtwice 2013-09-24 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Are you bragging about that?
livedtwice: (the boy who checked out your mum.)

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[personal profile] livedtwice 2013-09-28 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
It's not. Usually. I think claiming that you like it is typically just a lie.

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[personal profile] chronologistics 2013-09-21 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
holy shit
i never noticed it until now
but you two could be like twins
this is a genuine parent trap moment here
someone get egbert ill bet hell wet himself stupid when he sees this
livedtwice: (the boy who watched all of Glee.)

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[personal profile] livedtwice 2013-09-22 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
... That's an insult.
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[personal profile] chronologistics 2013-09-24 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
if it means anything
if we got you the right glasses i guess you could look a bit like egbert too
and trust me some people really dig the while coffeehouse hipster thing
so dont worry man not all hope is lost
livedtwice: (the boy who doesn't like bestiality.)

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[personal profile] livedtwice 2013-09-25 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'm fairly certain I mostly look like myself.

And secondly, I don't even know what a hipster is.
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[personal profile] chronologistics 2013-09-25 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
id explain it but then that would be too mainstream
livedtwice: (the boy who doesn't like bestiality.)

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[personal profile] livedtwice 2013-09-25 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I suppose it would just be too "helpful."
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[personal profile] chronologistics 2013-09-26 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
nah it just wouldnt be hipster anymore
defeats the purpose
livedtwice: (the boy who shops at Urban Outfitters.)

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[personal profile] livedtwice 2013-09-26 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
I thought I was supposed to be the hipster here.
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[personal profile] chronologistics 2013-09-27 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
yeah
but even i cant defend the irony of explaining hipsterism
that's practically like trying to divide by zero
livedtwice: (the boy who eats lots of ravioli.)

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[personal profile] livedtwice 2013-09-27 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
You realise you're simply speaking a lot of nonsense right now, right?
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[personal profile] chronologistics 2013-10-01 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, he knows.]

looks its ok if you dont get it
thats kinda the part of being hipster
sometimes i think even the hipsters dont know what it means to be hipster
its kind of a rule of the multiverse
right up there with why pizza doesnt mold
livedtwice: (the boy who shaved his palms.)

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[personal profile] livedtwice 2013-10-01 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Pizza does mould.

Which isn't the point, but ... maybe there's something wrong with the pizza you have. You should stop having it.

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