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009 ♒ Video
[Oh, look, it's no one's favorite troll! And he's smirking wickedly at the video feed from the safety of his room in Baldr. He taps out a rhythm on his desk with ring be-decked fingers, claws glinting dangerously in the light, as he attempts to formulate just exactly how he wants to address these peasants he's been surrounded by.
His thoughts have been dark, wildly violent and his anger far more intrusive than normal. He has always been quick to anger, to indignation, but something about this seems more extreme than his idle threats before.]
Y'knoww wwhat I think is real fuckin' funny--wwhat makes me laugh myself to sleep durin' the day?
After all a' your wwhinin' an' empty threats about makin' me pay if I culled someone, I massacred Ter an' nothin' happened. You all are a bunch a' cowward human lowwlifes wwho can't evven compare to the grandness an' perfection that is Eridan Ampora.
It's really quite entertainin', to think a' you all scurryin' around like squeakbeasts, livvin' your meager existences. Just wwaitin' to be culled.
[He growls low under his breath, banging his fist on the desk suddenly.]
An' meanwwhile I think you'vve all forgotten just howw fuckin' dangerous it is to ignore or ridicule your BETTERS! So I'll just havve to remind you.
EQU!
[He has the good sense to filter the video now just to the blueblooded troll.]
You're goin' to be buildin' me a doomsday devvice. One that fuckin' wworks this time! You evven think a' talkin' back an' I'll kick that swweaty face a' yours in. You wwouldn't wwant to argue wwith your superior, noww wwould you?
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yeah ok
if you say so
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yeah definitely
i totally got this
[Can we not breech the NDT agreement?]
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and i got this
so are we done here?
[Davesprite won't breach the unspoken agreement if Dave doesn't. But he's still going to trash-talk Terezi, because he is a very mature sixteen-year-old suffering from way too many violent inclinations.]
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you sound like the cheerleading squad captain wearing her thong too tight
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i think its more like whats even with you
youre the only one here who sounds like hes got something uncomfortable lodged in his ass
so maybe you should get that checked out and quit trying to shit all over business that isnt yours
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are you shitting me right now??
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but i guess you get points for trying so whatever
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im just going to draw the line in the sand right fucking here
this bitching at each other is reaching an embarrassing level of dumb
like one thats right up there with johns movies
except instead of being mildly and ironically endearing its just plain moronic
i mean its not like fishtits mcgees regaling tales of running a harpoon through jade or john or kidbro or whoever
so who gives a shit right??
whatever
let me know when youre done giving his caviar chute a handy
im out
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and wants to pretend getting killed by this tooly caped dbag isnt one of the most hilariously insulting ways to die after all the ass kissing he pulled with his evil overlord fish queen
but yeah you have fun with your hella embarrassing white knighting bro
later