[Sam hasn't posted on the network in awhile -- a month and a half, to be precise -- mostly because he's been busy. He's moved, he's working a lot, he's been dealing with his own... particular brand of issues.

But Asgard is having difficulty. Odin is in a coma and while Sam might hate the annoying pretentious prick, that's most definitely not a good sign. And while before Sam couldn't rationalize in his head that the end of this world meant the end of others -- now, it's a possibility, something he can't ignore.

He wants to stay here. He wants to stay, badly.

To do that, Sam needs to reach out and touch base on his resources.]

Hi, Asgard.

[He makes this speech too often, but it's gotten him a lot of good friends out of the deal. Information is pretty priceless, after all.]

I'm Sam Winchester. Some of you might've been given my guide to the gods upon arrival, so -- if you have any questions concerning this world, the powers you've been given, or what's happened here so far, you can ask me.

[He pauses.]

I usually don't ask for things in return, but -- how are the state of your worlds, at home, before you came here? Good, bad? Spectacularly awful? On the brink of collapse or the height of prosperity? I'm just... wondering.

[Another pause.]

-- thanks.

[Filtered to list Kate Beckett, Jo Harvelle, Dean Winchester, Castiel, Buffy Summers, Merlin, and Morgana Pendragon // Private // Unhackable]

[He's quiet for a few moments.]

... everyone knows that I'm not the biggest fan of the story being sold here. Our worlds are on the brink of collapse, everything is falling to pieces, we need to save this one in order to live on another day. Whatever.

[He takes a deep breath.]

But for the people who don't want to go home [like him] this is the only shot they've got. I want to work to preserve that as much as possible and that means figuring out what the hell is going on with Odin, and with the city. Preventing war is just as important as fighting it -- and all of us have seen combat in one way or another. I know all of you can be trusted with everything, including my life. So...

[Pause.]

-- we need to be able to figure out how to help Odin in the most effective and efficient way possible. Any ideas?

[Filtered to Thor // Private // Unhackable]

[He knows the gods can see every single thing that's said on this network, and that Thor can see what he said to his little band of misfits, but he still wants to talk to him personally.]

How are you settling in to being king?