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asgardeventide2013-11-04 07:46 pm
nukeoleptic) wrote in asgardeventide2013-11-04 07:46 pm
[video]
[ The video starts begins with the frowning face of a teenage girl with perked dog ears atop her head. ]
Okay, first of all! Everyone who is new, hi! My name is Jade, and welcome to Asgard, and make sure to let someone know if you need something! I can be helpful - I've been here practically forever now.
Secondly, I am going to need everyone to stop dying, thank you very much.
Thirdly - and this one kind of goes back to the second point, here - if you don't know how to use a weapon, you need to learn how to use a weapon. [ The frown on her face grows a little more severe. ] We are at war, and we can't always rely on our powers! Because some of them kind of suck - no offense, Harry - and when we're attacked, they're not gonna care if you're able to make a giant fireball or if you can just float half a foot off the ground.
[ Her expression is very decidedly stubborn. ]
I can teach you how to shoot a gun. I want to teach you how to shoot a gun! If you can't fight? Please let me teach you how to shoot a gun so you don't die, okay? Between here and home I've died like four times [ five, she's just unaware of that last one right now ] and I am getting sort of sick of it. Let me help!
Or at least let someone.
[ Jade leans forward, as if to end the video, before she wrinkles her nose and adds - ]
Also there's no pie at the Highwind today because my baker is being a butthead. Sorry Stiles. Take it up with Ryan!
Okay, first of all! Everyone who is new, hi! My name is Jade, and welcome to Asgard, and make sure to let someone know if you need something! I can be helpful - I've been here practically forever now.
Secondly, I am going to need everyone to stop dying, thank you very much.
Thirdly - and this one kind of goes back to the second point, here - if you don't know how to use a weapon, you need to learn how to use a weapon. [ The frown on her face grows a little more severe. ] We are at war, and we can't always rely on our powers! Because some of them kind of suck - no offense, Harry - and when we're attacked, they're not gonna care if you're able to make a giant fireball or if you can just float half a foot off the ground.
[ Her expression is very decidedly stubborn. ]
I can teach you how to shoot a gun. I want to teach you how to shoot a gun! If you can't fight? Please let me teach you how to shoot a gun so you don't die, okay? Between here and home I've died like four times [ five, she's just unaware of that last one right now ] and I am getting sort of sick of it. Let me help!
Or at least let someone.
[ Jade leans forward, as if to end the video, before she wrinkles her nose and adds - ]
Also there's no pie at the Highwind today because my baker is being a butthead. Sorry Stiles. Take it up with Ryan!
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draco would so kick my ass
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Draco needs to understand we're all on the same side. I'm after the same goal as everyone else, here.text. private.
or he wont because i am pretty sure he and harry legitimately hate you :p
the important thing is that we keep working toward a goal
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Legitimate hate or not, those with a fair head on their shoulders ought to be able to look past such petty differences in order to work together for a greater goal.text. private.
someone with a fair head on his shoulders ought to be able to look past those differences
how many people have you met that are able to actually do that :)
i mean hell sometimes i think i probably shouldnt even be talking to you and youve never done anything but be nice to my face!
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And yet here we are. There is something to be said of niceties that they are able to convince you to remain on speaking terms with me.text. private.
and very interesting to talk to
is that a crime? :p
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Not at all. By all means, continue.text. private.
i plan on it
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I wish you luck on your gun endeavor, regardless of whether or not I should be involved.text. private.
thank you very much!
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Surely I'm allowed for a moment or two.
You're welcome.