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asgardeventide2013-07-18 03:08 am
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005| Karkat Vantas | Homestuck
Day 296
[After a strange and painful day Karkat woke up in the dark.
He should have been used to it. He woke up in the darkness of Alternia for six sweeps. But as soon as his sponge cleared and he remembered where he was, this new darkness was very disconcerning.
It took him a few blinks to realize he was blind.
After frantically calling out for Terezi, he fell off the bed he was sleeping on. His arms were shaking and he almost laughed with the irony of the situation. Maybe he had contracted her blindness.
He fumbled at his bracelet, managing to press a button. He was hoping for an audio post; he got it on the third try after repeatedly pressing what he assumes was the text post button. The network better know what's going on.]
Okay so I'm blind. I think. I can't see for shit. Someone could be literally stripping naked very silently like a stripper who majored in mime and I would have no fucking clue there were dangling bags of meat in front of me. Fucking blind as fuck! I don't know what happened or what the fuck to do or really how I'm going to reply to any of you fuckers. Maybe one of you will be helpful and come save me from the latest wretched horror that's descended upon my existence before I fall down a flight of stairs and knock my teeth out.
[After a strange and painful day Karkat woke up in the dark.
He should have been used to it. He woke up in the darkness of Alternia for six sweeps. But as soon as his sponge cleared and he remembered where he was, this new darkness was very disconcerning.
It took him a few blinks to realize he was blind.
After frantically calling out for Terezi, he fell off the bed he was sleeping on. His arms were shaking and he almost laughed with the irony of the situation. Maybe he had contracted her blindness.
He fumbled at his bracelet, managing to press a button. He was hoping for an audio post; he got it on the third try after repeatedly pressing what he assumes was the text post button. The network better know what's going on.]
Okay so I'm blind. I think. I can't see for shit. Someone could be literally stripping naked very silently like a stripper who majored in mime and I would have no fucking clue there were dangling bags of meat in front of me. Fucking blind as fuck! I don't know what happened or what the fuck to do or really how I'm going to reply to any of you fuckers. Maybe one of you will be helpful and come save me from the latest wretched horror that's descended upon my existence before I fall down a flight of stairs and knock my teeth out.
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[There's a snuffle and a snort as Pounce gently chastises her for worrying herself when she's not well. She's been fussing over Nepeta all day.]
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[There's a small, disapproving growl.]
I'm sorry, Karkat, Pounce doesn't want me to go out. [She may or may not have just sat on Nepeta.] Equius said he'd help you, right?
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...How are you feeling, though? Are your eyes hurting? Fuck, I hope it's not contagious!! Fuck my shitty ass existence it probably is and I will be once again the cause of the fall of another civilization. Fuck I'm so sorry Nepeta we'll learn how to deal, maybe we can call up Terezi and she can give us blind lessons. She's so far ahead of the game she'll probably be our new leader in this forming dystopia.
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No, my eyes are fine. Calm down, Karkat! I'm just sick, not blind. We'll get you home and then you can relax here until we find a way of fixing things. You didn't do anything, this isn't your fault.
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I sincerely think I'm dying.
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Because if this is you exaggerating again I'll tell Pounce she's allowed to chew on you every single time she sees you! Furever!
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...we'll have to figure out what's making us all so sick before we're more crippled than Tavros.
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Ugh, this is pawful! I wonder what's wrong. It sounds like we're all getting sick in different ways too...
Just worry about your friend getting you home safe, okay? Aurthour and Pounce will look after you once you're here.
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I'm thinking it's some sort of curse. Because, you know, these fuckers have some sort of curse fetish. Or maybe it's a virus, but that wouldn't make sense, since we're all being driven into madness in different ways.
Who the fuck knows. I guess we'll talk more when I'm back at your place.
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[Siiigh.] Okay. Equius is going to go get you, right? We'll talk once you're home.
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