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karkat ♋ vantas ([personal profile] cancerousgeneticist) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2013-07-18 03:08 am

005| Karkat Vantas | Homestuck

Day 296

[After a strange and painful day Karkat woke up in the dark.

He should have been used to it. He woke up in the darkness of Alternia for six sweeps. But as soon as his sponge cleared and he remembered where he was, this new darkness was very disconcerning.

It took him a few blinks to realize he was blind.


After frantically calling out for Terezi, he fell off the bed he was sleeping on. His arms were shaking and he almost laughed with the irony of the situation. Maybe he had contracted her blindness.

He fumbled at his bracelet, managing to press a button. He was hoping for an audio post; he got it on the third try after repeatedly pressing what he assumes was the text post button. The network better know what's going on.]


Okay so I'm blind. I think. I can't see for shit. Someone could be literally stripping naked very silently like a stripper who majored in mime and I would have no fucking clue there were dangling bags of meat in front of me. Fucking blind as fuck! I don't know what happened or what the fuck to do or really how I'm going to reply to any of you fuckers. Maybe one of you will be helpful and come save me from the latest wretched horror that's descended upon my existence before I fall down a flight of stairs and knock my teeth out.
bestestfurrend: (nuh uh)

[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2013-07-23 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Somehow she thought that that threat might work. It probably helps that she really meant it too. She'd worried for a moment there before she realized he was just making a fuss as usual.]

Ugh, this is pawful! I wonder what's wrong. It sounds like we're all getting sick in different ways too...

Just worry about your friend getting you home safe, okay? Aurthour and Pounce will look after you once you're here.
bestestfurrend: (why nooot)

[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2013-07-25 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
You're going to get your head chewed on if you think they'll wait on you.

[Siiigh.] Okay. Equius is going to go get you, right? We'll talk once you're home.
bestestfurrend: (omg new otp)

[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2013-07-27 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohh, the one who was talking with you about movies that time? Okay! If she needs directions to get you home just tell her to contact me. [Lucky it's not, then. Nepeta is feeling bad enough already...]
bestestfurrend: (chibinep)

[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2013-08-01 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
Of course you're going to be able to see again! I'm glad you found someone who likes movies as much as you do, Karkat.