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Eridan Ampora ([personal profile] fishdouche) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2013-06-30 02:21 pm

007 ♒ Video

[The video feed settles on the grey-skinned troll as he runs a hand through his violet streaked hair.]

You knoww, a lot a' you complain about fightin' in this wwar, gettin' dragged here against your fuckin' wwill. But wwhat I wwant to knoww is wwhat the fuck happens wwhen it's all ovver.

[Eridan is surprisingly somber, a hint of a frown tugging down the corners of his grey lips as he stares down the screen. His fins are slightly drooped, and he chews on his lower lip for a long moment before continuing.]

Wwhat happens to those a' us wwho don't havve a univverse to go back to? My fuckin' planets gone, and considerin' this scar around my gullet, I'm not bettin' that I get out a' encounterin' Kan's chainsaww alivve.

[He's not going to let them send him back to die, no matter how impermanent it might be in his universe.]

I'm not fuckin' goin' back. Not to Alternia. Not to that fuckin' sack-a-wwhale-entrails  of a meteor.

[He had finally come to that decision this morning. He's not going back. And Gl'bgolyb help the god who tries to make him.]

So wwhat are my other options?

video

[personal profile] getinthechariot 2013-07-01 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Then can you not simply find another place to go? Why be bound to your own universe when there are many others to choose from?

[personal profile] getinthechariot 2013-07-02 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[AWESOME - don't mind the giant horse, it's his buddy]

Why ask at all? Why not just go? If you can't, you can't! But don't let them decide your future.

[personal profile] getinthechariot 2013-07-03 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[The horse is a bro, Eridan! Don't discriminate just because he's not a sea horse!]]

Oh, I have no problems fighting. But it's not for them. I fight only for myself.

I had no intention of leaving, either! At least not until I have conquered this land as well!
Edited 2013-07-03 03:26 (UTC)

[personal profile] getinthechariot 2013-07-06 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey now, they got servants for that, right?]

Of course! What else should I do in a new land?

I see - then it seems we may have to become natural enemies, in that case! I cannot allow anyone else to conquer what I have set my sights upon!

[personal profile] getinthechariot 2013-07-06 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[He's also pretty good-natured about it - really, Rider even likes his enemies]

Oho! I would not mind having a dialogue with this Empress of yours! After all, once I've conquered all of this world and my own, there are other worlds out beyond the stars to set my sights upon!

EE HEE yesssssss, join uuuuuuuuuuus! :>

[personal profile] getinthechariot 2013-07-08 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
It's not as if I'm not a tyrant, myself!

[Said with the least amount of shame humanly possible]

But competition makes it all worthwhile! Unless one is afraid of losing, anyway!

[personal profile] getinthechariot 2013-07-10 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
I believe the difference would be that I'm at least a fun tyrant!

[Rider r u drunk.

Wait, that's a rhetorical question]


Then it's a good thing that I win, isn't it?

[personal profile] getinthechariot 2013-07-10 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
If you make men want to follow you, you'll have no need of slaves!

[No bragging, just fact, bro]

But I always win!

[Except for the one time he didn't. But that just makes him like a million wins to one loss]

[personal profile] getinthechariot 2013-07-11 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Is it my problem if you can't see my vision?

I never treated my men as slaves. They were all my friends, and they all followed to the best of their ability. When you limit them, you limit the performance of your own forces.

[personal profile] getinthechariot 2013-07-12 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Because I made them see my vision! I dreamed grander dreams, laughed louder, drank deeper, and fought harder than any of them, and they knew it.

So why would they turn on me when I could show them the way to a better world?

[personal profile] getinthechariot 2013-07-14 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
I should certainly hope not! For that is why I am called the King of Conquerors!

[personal profile] getinthechariot 2013-07-18 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I did! Why wouldn't I name myself? But there is not a man alive in my world who would scoff at such a thing, either!

[He only ruled the entire known world when he was alive, bro!]

[personal profile] getinthechariot 2013-07-21 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Have I not introduced myself properly? I am Iskander, King of Conquerors! As of late, I have been known as Rider!

[They are the bestest]

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