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You knoww, a lot a' you complain about fightin' in this wwar, gettin' dragged here against your fuckin' wwill. But wwhat I wwant to knoww is wwhat the fuck happens wwhen it's all ovver.
[Eridan is surprisingly somber, a hint of a frown tugging down the corners of his grey lips as he stares down the screen. His fins are slightly drooped, and he chews on his lower lip for a long moment before continuing.]
Wwhat happens to those a' us wwho don't havve a univverse to go back to? My fuckin' planets gone, and considerin' this scar around my gullet, I'm not bettin' that I get out a' encounterin' Kan's chainsaww alivve.
[He's not going to let them send him back to die, no matter how impermanent it might be in his universe.]
I'm not fuckin' goin' back. Not to Alternia. Not to that fuckin' sack-a-wwhale-entrails of a meteor.
[He had finally come to that decision this morning. He's not going back. And Gl'bgolyb help the god who tries to make him.]
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That's wwhat I'm askin'. Are the gods just goin' to send us forceably back to our owwn univverse or do wwe get a choice?
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Why ask at all? Why not just go? If you can't, you can't! But don't let them decide your future.
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You're real fuckin' arrogant if you think they're just goin' to let us go anywwhere. Not wwhen they need us to fight this little wwar a' theirs.
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Oh, I have no problems fighting. But it's not for them. I fight only for myself.
I had no intention of leaving, either! At least not until I have conquered this land as well!
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Conquered it, huh? Wwell you got some competition there. If my Empress wwants this place, then I'll take it for her as a fuckin' wrrigglin' day gift.
[He's a lot of talk.]
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Of course! What else should I do in a new land?
I see - then it seems we may have to become natural enemies, in that case! I cannot allow anyone else to conquer what I have set my sights upon!
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Wwe'll just havve to see about that, wwon't wwe? I'll wwarn you, my people conquered our entire fuckin' galaxy. A mere city... is nothin' under my Empress' heel.
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Oho! I would not mind having a dialogue with this Empress of yours! After all, once I've conquered all of this world and my own, there are other worlds out beyond the stars to set my sights upon!
I just started watching Fate/Stay Zero. I love Iskander and his Master!
It's your owwn fuckin' hide. She's not the most magnanimous a' rulers.
[That's putting it lightly.]
She doesn't care for competition.
EE HEE yesssssss, join uuuuuuuuuuus! :>
[Said with the least amount of shame humanly possible]
But competition makes it all worthwhile! Unless one is afraid of losing, anyway!
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[This is his life.]
Competition is only wworth so fuckin' much. At the end a' the day, wwinnin' is all that matters.
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[Rider r u drunk.
Wait, that's a rhetorical question]
Then it's a good thing that I win, isn't it?
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[He chuckles in amusement, tilting his head challengingly.]
Don't brag too early. You havven't wwon yet.
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[No bragging, just fact, bro]
But I always win!
[Except for the one time he didn't. But that just makes him like a million wins to one loss]
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[Eridan scoffs.]
Really? Wwhat sort a' anarchy are you runnin'? Evveryone has a place, some a' 'em at the bottom. Wwhere they belong.
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I never treated my men as slaves. They were all my friends, and they all followed to the best of their ability. When you limit them, you limit the performance of your own forces.
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[Because in his experience, loyalty means very little to a troll.]
Wwhat kept'em from tryin' to take your powwer awway?
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So why would they turn on me when I could show them the way to a better world?
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[Eridan is literally speechless, mouth hanging slightly open as he attempts to formulate an answer.]
You're nothin' like any leader I evver read about.
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Wwhat a fuckin' title. Wwho gavve you that? Or did you make it up on your owwn?
[He wouldn't be surprised.]
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[He only ruled the entire known world when he was alive, bro!]
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[And Eridan only committed genocide of an entire known world, bro.]
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[They are the bestest]
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