[The feed kicks on to show a very close image of a handsome, sunglasses-clad face. Whoever this man is, he's got a merry grin for someone who basically got kidnapped from his Earth.]

Ah! Perfect, perfect! Finally got the nature of this little device downpat. What marvelous technology this place has. I've never seen its like, before. Not even in Blacktech records...

[He refocuses, sweeping his broad hat across his bare chest and giving a slight bow.]

Ciao~! On behalf of the chivalrous Jellyfish Air Pirates, Johnny greets you all with an open heart. It seems we're all in quite an interesting predicament, hm? Rest assured, I intend to pull my weight and help get us all home as soon as possible. Hopefully before Christmas, as I have very important business to attend to. If the women of Earth noticed me missing for too long a time, there might be panic in the very streets!

Well, let's see what kind of crew I'll be working with. Any other Thor patrons on this message system? Come, come, step forward. House-mates should help each other, no? Even if you're not in that house, introduce yourself anyway.

[While he's on a roll, might as well keep talking.]

Personally, I'm an Earth-native, from the year 2182...give or take. We're not entirely certain, due to unfortunate circumstances.