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Dr. Whale ([personal profile] galvanist) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2014-04-22 05:56 pm

video; day 437

[Whale...looks oddly happy. which, might be worrying, but considering that everybody's oddly happy today thanks to the rune magic whatever makes it slightly less worrying.]

Right, two things for you, Asgard. One: I know that there's at least people who look like me. No, I don't know why that happened either and yes, it's weird as hell. I'm Dr. Whale, not Adam or John. I'm the American one who's in Baldr and can be found around the hospital.

Two: Sigyn House, I've got a question for you. I talked with McCoy a couple of weeks ago, but I'm just now getting around to asking people this: how does the Growth power work? Can you grow anything or do you need seeds or something like that first?

This is purely scientific, so any and all answers would be appreciated. Though, depending on the outcome, I might have a job for a couple of you.

[spoilers: it is not purely scientific. he wants people to grow hops and/or weed. A+ JOB, MORON.]
infomodder: IF YOU'LL FEAST ON MINE (sure why not feed your dog applesauce)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-04-28 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[He shrugs, raising his arms and making a face, looking like he's ready to just say oh right, dogs! What do I know about the mess twelve deerhounds would make? Silly me! but he's not going to say it. Not like that.]

I can imagine what it would be like, Doctor Whale. [He can imagine a lot of things; imagining a dozen deerhounds in one space is actually really nice.] It would be a little excessive for me, not sure how Athelstan would feel, and you'd think you needed to do something about it. And that I was a hoarder. And that there were not enough lint brushes in the world to keep your clothes dog hair-free.

[It's not...totally accusatory. It's just what most people would probably think. Only, most people couldn't talk about giving him more pills or how maybe he's a little more off than he thought.]

Four.
infomodder: by which i mean the real god, not the chesapeake ripper. (are you there god?)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-04-28 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[A dozen deerhounds could destroy a burglar as easily as they could shoes.

O ye of little faith; Will trains his well.
]

So is that...four in each room, four in total...

[This one is obviously a joke. It actually makes Will cringe himself, the idea of that many dogs in one space.]

I already got three with me. You and Athelstan can go pick one out. Have some bonding time.

[My Little Viking]
infomodder: that's now in my hands you really need some divine intervention (god bless your sweet soul)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-04-30 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Sixteen is a little excessive.

Kind of. Little bit.
]

Now we do. Four can be named Max. He can be your dog specifically. There you go.

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infomodder: with or without the dogs you know whatever gets you groovin' i'm down with it i'm open to new things (for real i honestly just mean snuggling)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-04-30 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
We could also afford to drink nothing but water, but people still drink soda and booze and bleach. [????] It's not about need.

[Okay, well, kind of is. Will needs something that loves him and he can love without getting questioned about how he's doing. This is a burning need he has.]
infomodder: when will graham met hannibal lecter, the last joy had gone from him (overjoyed)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-05-01 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Gasoline any better?

That was rude.
]

How is it that you are unsubtly asking people to grow pot for you but all anyone wants to talk about is your face?

[Abrupt as anything, he knows, but he's watching those other conversations intently. Who's room is he going to have to avoid, if anyone decides to do it?]
infomodder: good thing i'm not real fbi i can toke it up as much as i want don't be jelly (did you say mandatory drug test)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-05-02 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Squinting. Oh buddy. This house is going to be such a mess, he can tell already.]

Pretty isn't a word I usually associate with good-looking men. Handsome, attractive, easy on the eyes...does this mean your bathroom will be stocked with hair gel. Gel products...facial masks to keep your pores in check. Cucumbers on your eyes.

You'd probably have more luck getting the plant people to provide you with endless cucumbers than ganja.

[How many other terms for weed can they come up with? Let's find out!]
Edited (omg wtf are words even) 2014-05-02 01:16 (UTC)