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1!★VIDEO; ( open to action in the baldr house )

[ panty's video feed turns on without much ceremony but with the way she's smirking, the viewer can immediately tell she's up to no good. ]

Hey fuckers, guess what? Panty Anarchy's in the house now so the party can really get started. I just got one request from the lot of you idiots, so listen up. It's fuckin' important.

[ she drops down onto one of the chairs in the baldr house and arches her spine so that her breasts look even more perky than usual. ]

All you hot studs out there, if you think you're good enough to fuck me, show me your dicks. Keep in mind that I ain't looking for bitches and babies or two-pump chumps who just crawled out of their cribs yesterday. I want real men.

Let's go.

( ooc | ... i... am so sorry. )

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Get right to the fuckin' point, don't you?

[... he is not sure if this is trashy, or really trashy.

He thinks he kind of likes it.]

It ain't my job to beat around the bush.

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[He's a clockwork angel and what is this.]

Miss! Please!! There are children here! Please at least filter your post before you go looking for prostitutes!

[BECAUSE THAT IS OBVIOUSLY WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR]

[ OH NO... ]

I already said I don't want kids. Shit, I ain't their mot—.

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video; threadjack; i'm so sorry

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video;FFFFFFF no you're fine

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What exactly is the difference between a baby and a two-pump chump?

Babies and pussies cry after fucking; two-pump chumps can't last longer than a minute.

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You know, I ain't exactly the biggest moral arbiter around, but there are quite a few kids around here. Might wanna' keep that kinda' talk more discrete.

Nah.

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[Varon is beet red, hand on his face and he fumbles in an attempt to shut off his bracelet. Have some accidental text to go along with the now completely embarrassed teen.]

-skajsdlfjalskdjl-

[[Pffft, watching people squirm is her specialty, isn't it? XD]]

[ snickering at the entire exchange ]

Pansy.

( ooc | SOB. it really is. )

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My. A rather forward request, don't you think?

[This will only end horribly.]

Got a problem with that?

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[ What...

So forward... they haven't even established a social link yet. What is this madness? ]

[ But. Well. There is more than just the obvious on Minato's mind. Primarily... ]

Your name is "Panty"?

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FUUU THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A "Are you an angel?" there. damn my html. BUT THIS TAG WORKS.

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[jgsdjgufgugjsgfshgfeiufuiwedgiusaf]

The gods here have ill humor. You sound like nothing more than a common streetside tart! Pray tell, what makes you think here of all places is okay to solicit such vileness in?!

What the fuck?

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jacked aw yeah, also video forever

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jack on wait yes no

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[They're just going to watch the show for a moment, conflicted between protesting against such a crude display--and enjoying it.]

Real men, you say... [They're all muscle and broad frame--and underneath the alien face, handsome in a gruff sort of way.] Temptress.

SHIT!

[ reeling backwards from the video display now ]

When the fuck did Ghosts get here!?

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Your offer is suspiciously direct. Are you looking for money, or information? No matter who you seduce you're unlikely to get much of either.

[ blank look, like she's not really getting it. ]

I just want a good fuck.

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[ALL THE UNSURE.]

Is this really necessary for you to do in public?

[ OH NO BARNABY RUN ]

Apparently it is.

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[ FOREVER FACEPALMING OH MY GOD.

WHY IS SHE RELATED TO THIS SEXED-CRAZED DITZ. ]

Edited 2012-01-19 01:30 (UTC)

[ LOVE ME SISTERRRRRRRRR ]

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I guess that's a way to color the world.

Who said anything about color?

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[Okay, so Asgard isn't so bad! Yeah, it sucks that he can't get into contact with his mom yet, but he'll be able to soon, right? And he's met some really nice people!

Let's see what Asgard has to say today--]

[Oh.]

Re: not here;

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not here;

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not here;

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not here;

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not here;

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Was that necessary?!

[ heh heh ]

Was your face necessary?

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[...........]

I hear Heimdall's the best house to go to for that.

Edited 2012-01-19 01:54 (UTC)

[ meanwhile panty's left wondering why people are bothering with text!!! stop that B( ]

Where the fuck's that house?

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Sorry for threadjack but--

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no i'm sorry kjdhkhg

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rofl, it's fine! o/ | text

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video forever

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just going to keep using this icon........

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it's appropriate <3

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[While Panty shoots this video, Claire's just off in the background holding a bottle of wine, looking more confused than he ever has in his life.]

[ catches that look out of the corner of her eye. her thoughts immediately go from "what the hell are you staring at" to— ]

Like what'cha see?

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so cute... also you're swamped, you poor thing! /APOLOGIZES FOREVER

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IT'S COOL BRAH, I GOT THIS.

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Re: IT'S COOL BRAH, I GOT THIS.

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HOLY MOTHERFUCK.
YOU HAVE GOT THE BE FUCKING KIDDING.
SOMEONE TELL ME THIS IS A PRANK.
A REALLY BAD, REALLY DISTASTEFUL PRANK.
I MEAN, I KNOW I'M NOT REALLY ONE TO TALK ABOUT BEING DISTASTEFUL, BUT OH MY FUCK, COULD YOU GET ANY MORE SHALLOW?
YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'S PROBABLY POINTLESS TO EVEN MENTION.
IT IS PERFECTLY CLEAR FROM ALL OF THIS THAT YOUR PROMISCUOUS BEHAVIOR IS INTENDED TO BE ABOUT AS DEEP AS A SPILLED GLASS OF WATER.
ONE THAT'S ALREADY CLEANED UP, MIND YOU.
I FEEL BAD FOR THE PEOPLE WHO RESPOND TO THIS SERIOUSLY.

tldr

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[Wh-what.]

Goodness gracious.

... I said no kids!

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Wow! Forward! Does that work? I mean--ahahaa, nevermind. I'm sure it does.

It got your attention, didn't it?

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*popping up nearby, sliiiiding up a chair.* Psst. Hey.

If you get anyone to actually show you one, lemme know if they have a small one so I can mock 'em for it someday if they're a jackass.

[ . . . HAH ]

I like you.

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[O...kay. This is fucked up right here.]

Way to sort your priorities.

[Because this is a completely reasonable reaction to kidnapping.]

[ oh o////o this guy's not bad to look at either. sadly, panty's pretty sure she's being complimented. ]

Hell yeah! I got everything I need already, so right now I just need a good dick.

ajskalska i'm dying panty gditttt

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lkshglksdg run, save yourself from the hideousness!!

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b-but it's... already so hideous ajslajkakjs

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sobbing, this is true.

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[Germany is passing though and- What.]

What part of your offer do you think is the least bit appropriate for the situation?!

[ not even missing a beat, nor looking up at him. ]

The part where I'm askin' for men.

Edited 2012-01-19 03:32 (UTC)

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How disgusting!

What, your face?

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What an astonishingly lewd woman.

What an astonishingly original reply.

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