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Denizens of Asgard!
You wanted to know the truth about these so called gods?
The As(s)Guardian has heard you!
No more secrets! No more unanswered questions!
ARE YOUR BODIES WELL PREPARED?

The truth is shocking, isn't it?
How is it possible to be living under the ruling of such vitiate deities?
Well, dear readers, it shouldn't be a problem at all.
BECAUSE THE TRAVELLERS ARE AS BAD AS THEIR UNPOPULAR GODS!

And let's not forget about our blinging redhead and his collection of fanboys and fangirls!
~~Or should we say 'his pimps and ho's~~

Asgard is sure filled with tragic love stories, isn't it?
We could even say... inspiring!
ALLOW LADIES ROXY AND EURI TO SHARE THE MOST ROMANTIC LITERATURE WRITTEN BY THEIR VERY OWN LOVING HANDS

The keen eyes of The As(s)guardian have noticed that some of our lovely denizens struggle with the act of kissing. And if isn't the act of kissing itself it is kissing the wrong person!
My, such tragedy!
Therefore our glorious magazine has provided a most handy Kissing Guide. The complete overview of how to kiss with the tongues. We also had the (involuntary) help of Asgard's most famous kissing ninja duo: Whiskers and Sasuke. Please utilize this handy-dandy guide and become a MASTER OF KISSING!

{Images based on real events. That's what they teach you in ninja academy.}

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((ooc: Well, ladies and gentlemen, here it is! The post for the Gossip Girl plot! ~~Anything too dumb I'm blaming it on Loki.~~ I'm turning off my notifs so feel free to mingle and jump on each other. Remember the network is glitchy so have fun with that too! Jack and Loki will anonfail some time in the comments so keep an eye out for them. If you need to contact us for anything, comment on the ooc plotting post or shoot us a pm.))

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[oh my god what the heck.

did someone really start a gossip mag while she was away???]

Pffffffffffffffffffffft!

[pretty soon she's just doubled over with laughter. some of these are just too ridiculous to be taken seriously.]

I think some of your information's off. What's with the kissing guide anyways?

Finally, someone who appreciates the joke. Our information is pretty solid. I'll get back to you on the kissing guide after I kill mu fellow editor.

We have stuff like this back home. No one really takes them seriously.

[At least, the sensible people don't.]

So why's your editor in trouble?

Many people do, actually. I think the entire city is now 100% sure the ninjas are in a relationship. Because it was supposed to be kiddy friendly. It's on the network and can be opened by anyone.

Whoa, wait. They’re ninjas? [That’s actually kind of cool?? …but totally not the point of this conversation.]

Kiddy friendly, huh. You must really like looking after kids if that’s what was worrying you.

That's what blondie said. ...well, yeah. Kids must be protected. Adults are the ones fun to annoy.

Sounds like someone's a little biased. What about teenagers? We're right in the middle!

Teenagers are weird. Most of the time they end up in the "must be annoyed" bunch.

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