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asgardeventide2013-08-09 09:45 pm
2cool4guardian) wrote in asgardeventide2013-08-09 09:45 pm
Entry tags:
- alice liddell,
- alice liddell (novel),
- artemis fowl,
- arthur pendragon,
- ash,
- equius zahhak,
- euridice taverna,
- gaara,
- gaia,
- henry,
- inoue orihime,
- jack frost,
- katherine pierce,
- loki laufeyson (jim),
- matsuri kudo,
- naruto uzumaki,
- rapunzel,
- rise kujikawa,
- ron weasley,
- rory williams,
- roxy lalonde,
- samantha grey,
- sanderson 'sandy' mansnoozie,
- sasuke uchiha,
- the eighth doctor,
- the ninth doctor,
- the sixth doctor
[Anon Text] The editors are not responsible for any possible side effects.
Denizens of Asgard!
You wanted to know the truth about these so called gods?
The As(s)Guardian has heard you!
No more secrets! No more unanswered questions!
ARE YOUR BODIES WELL PREPARED?
The truth is shocking, isn't it?
How is it possible to be living under the ruling of such vitiate deities?
Well, dear readers, it shouldn't be a problem at all.
BECAUSE THE TRAVELLERS ARE AS BAD AS THEIR UNPOPULAR GODS!
You wanted to know the truth about these so called gods?
The As(s)Guardian has heard you!
No more secrets! No more unanswered questions!
ARE YOUR BODIES WELL PREPARED?
The truth is shocking, isn't it?
How is it possible to be living under the ruling of such vitiate deities?
Well, dear readers, it shouldn't be a problem at all.
BECAUSE THE TRAVELLERS ARE AS BAD AS THEIR UNPOPULAR GODS!
And let's not forget about our blinging redhead and his collection of fanboys and fangirls!
Or should we say 'his pimps and ho's
Asgard is sure filled with tragic love stories, isn't it?
We could even say... inspiring!
ALLOW LADIES ROXY AND EURI TO SHARE THE MOST ROMANTIC LITERATURE WRITTEN BY THEIR VERY OWN LOVING HANDS
We could even say... inspiring!
ALLOW LADIES ROXY AND EURI TO SHARE THE MOST ROMANTIC LITERATURE WRITTEN BY THEIR VERY OWN LOVING HANDS
The keen eyes of The As(s)guardian have noticed that some of our lovely denizens struggle with the act of kissing. And if isn't the act of kissing itself it is kissing the wrong person!
My, such tragedy!
Therefore our glorious magazine has provided a most handy Kissing Guide. The complete overview of how to kiss with the tongues. We also had the (involuntary) help of Asgard's most famous kissing ninja duo: Whiskers and Sasuke. Please utilize this handy-dandy guide and become a MASTER OF KISSING!
{Images based on real events. That's what they teach you in ninja academy.}
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My, such tragedy!
Therefore our glorious magazine has provided a most handy Kissing Guide. The complete overview of how to kiss with the tongues. We also had the (involuntary) help of Asgard's most famous kissing ninja duo: Whiskers and Sasuke. Please utilize this handy-dandy guide and become a MASTER OF KISSING!
{Images based on real events. That's what they teach you in ninja academy.}
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((ooc: Well, ladies and gentlemen, here it is! The post for the Gossip Girl plot! Anything too dumb I'm blaming it on Loki. I'm turning off my notifs so feel free to mingle and jump on each other. Remember the network is glitchy so have fun with that too! Jack and Loki will anonfail some time in the comments so keep an eye out for them. If you need to contact us for anything, comment on the ooc plotting post or shoot us a pm.))
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Oswin's gone. Do the math.
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A friend of me and Bobby's. He watched one with her, so I had to.
Anyway, apparently it was some asshole telepath, so never mind that.
What's with the story?
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... I don't know. Someone making fun of me.
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You can like shitty things, y'know. Cyclops likes boy bands, and he still has the most badass cars and bikes in the city.
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[Pretty boys singing? Love songs?]
They sound interesting.
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[It's obviously hyperbole, but he's still making his tone as threatening as possible.]
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There's girl groups too, but they're actually worse. Unless you can mute the TV in time.
[Anon text]
You do the math.
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God, I hate telepaths.
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So you mean you wouldn't be laughing at this if we hadn't included you in it?
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