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asgardeventide2013-08-09 09:45 pm
2cool4guardian) wrote in asgardeventide2013-08-09 09:45 pm
Entry tags:
- alice liddell,
- alice liddell (novel),
- artemis fowl,
- arthur pendragon,
- ash,
- equius zahhak,
- euridice taverna,
- gaara,
- gaia,
- henry,
- inoue orihime,
- jack frost,
- katherine pierce,
- loki laufeyson (jim),
- matsuri kudo,
- naruto uzumaki,
- rapunzel,
- rise kujikawa,
- ron weasley,
- rory williams,
- roxy lalonde,
- samantha grey,
- sanderson 'sandy' mansnoozie,
- sasuke uchiha,
- the eighth doctor,
- the ninth doctor,
- the sixth doctor
[Anon Text] The editors are not responsible for any possible side effects.
Denizens of Asgard!
You wanted to know the truth about these so called gods?
The As(s)Guardian has heard you!
No more secrets! No more unanswered questions!
ARE YOUR BODIES WELL PREPARED?
The truth is shocking, isn't it?
How is it possible to be living under the ruling of such vitiate deities?
Well, dear readers, it shouldn't be a problem at all.
BECAUSE THE TRAVELLERS ARE AS BAD AS THEIR UNPOPULAR GODS!
You wanted to know the truth about these so called gods?
The As(s)Guardian has heard you!
No more secrets! No more unanswered questions!
ARE YOUR BODIES WELL PREPARED?
The truth is shocking, isn't it?
How is it possible to be living under the ruling of such vitiate deities?
Well, dear readers, it shouldn't be a problem at all.
BECAUSE THE TRAVELLERS ARE AS BAD AS THEIR UNPOPULAR GODS!
And let's not forget about our blinging redhead and his collection of fanboys and fangirls!
Or should we say 'his pimps and ho's
Asgard is sure filled with tragic love stories, isn't it?
We could even say... inspiring!
ALLOW LADIES ROXY AND EURI TO SHARE THE MOST ROMANTIC LITERATURE WRITTEN BY THEIR VERY OWN LOVING HANDS
We could even say... inspiring!
ALLOW LADIES ROXY AND EURI TO SHARE THE MOST ROMANTIC LITERATURE WRITTEN BY THEIR VERY OWN LOVING HANDS
The keen eyes of The As(s)guardian have noticed that some of our lovely denizens struggle with the act of kissing. And if isn't the act of kissing itself it is kissing the wrong person!
My, such tragedy!
Therefore our glorious magazine has provided a most handy Kissing Guide. The complete overview of how to kiss with the tongues. We also had the (involuntary) help of Asgard's most famous kissing ninja duo: Whiskers and Sasuke. Please utilize this handy-dandy guide and become a MASTER OF KISSING!
{Images based on real events. That's what they teach you in ninja academy.}
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My, such tragedy!
Therefore our glorious magazine has provided a most handy Kissing Guide. The complete overview of how to kiss with the tongues. We also had the (involuntary) help of Asgard's most famous kissing ninja duo: Whiskers and Sasuke. Please utilize this handy-dandy guide and become a MASTER OF KISSING!
{Images based on real events. That's what they teach you in ninja academy.}
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((ooc: Well, ladies and gentlemen, here it is! The post for the Gossip Girl plot! Anything too dumb I'm blaming it on Loki. I'm turning off my notifs so feel free to mingle and jump on each other. Remember the network is glitchy so have fun with that too! Jack and Loki will anonfail some time in the comments so keep an eye out for them. If you need to contact us for anything, comment on the ooc plotting post or shoot us a pm.))
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[Ninjas sure are amazing people]
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I...don't really think so. Wouldn't that be kinda inconvenient?
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They would just think you're horrible at kissing.
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...I guess so.
[Aka HE GIVES UP]
I dunno, it still doesn't seem like a great way to send information to me.
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[Is it too late to mention that he's a bit odd. ]
It was nice of them to try to make a kissing guide, even it's only good for ninjas.
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[Anon Text]
Yes it is.
Don't lie to us, blondie, we have resources.
Voice;
What the hell is goin' on here?! Who is that?!
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Who is this?
Did you draw that-- stupid picture?
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Which means he's going to be taking a deep breath.]
Don't take it as anythin' right?
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Maybe you should say that to the guy you keep kissing, just saying.
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Also: magic.
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Ah-- I-- shut up!
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It's just-- It's not even real'ttebayo!