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asgardeventide2013-07-18 03:08 am
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005| Karkat Vantas | Homestuck
Day 296
[After a strange and painful day Karkat woke up in the dark.
He should have been used to it. He woke up in the darkness of Alternia for six sweeps. But as soon as his sponge cleared and he remembered where he was, this new darkness was very disconcerning.
It took him a few blinks to realize he was blind.
After frantically calling out for Terezi, he fell off the bed he was sleeping on. His arms were shaking and he almost laughed with the irony of the situation. Maybe he had contracted her blindness.
He fumbled at his bracelet, managing to press a button. He was hoping for an audio post; he got it on the third try after repeatedly pressing what he assumes was the text post button. The network better know what's going on.]
Okay so I'm blind. I think. I can't see for shit. Someone could be literally stripping naked very silently like a stripper who majored in mime and I would have no fucking clue there were dangling bags of meat in front of me. Fucking blind as fuck! I don't know what happened or what the fuck to do or really how I'm going to reply to any of you fuckers. Maybe one of you will be helpful and come save me from the latest wretched horror that's descended upon my existence before I fall down a flight of stairs and knock my teeth out.
[After a strange and painful day Karkat woke up in the dark.
He should have been used to it. He woke up in the darkness of Alternia for six sweeps. But as soon as his sponge cleared and he remembered where he was, this new darkness was very disconcerning.
It took him a few blinks to realize he was blind.
After frantically calling out for Terezi, he fell off the bed he was sleeping on. His arms were shaking and he almost laughed with the irony of the situation. Maybe he had contracted her blindness.
He fumbled at his bracelet, managing to press a button. He was hoping for an audio post; he got it on the third try after repeatedly pressing what he assumes was the text post button. The network better know what's going on.]
Okay so I'm blind. I think. I can't see for shit. Someone could be literally stripping naked very silently like a stripper who majored in mime and I would have no fucking clue there were dangling bags of meat in front of me. Fucking blind as fuck! I don't know what happened or what the fuck to do or really how I'm going to reply to any of you fuckers. Maybe one of you will be helpful and come save me from the latest wretched horror that's descended upon my existence before I fall down a flight of stairs and knock my teeth out.
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[If you were to see him, you'd notice he was facepalming] of course we're not dying! I'm not stupid! I was just making sure you felt better. Since I know you were probably losing your shit. Humans have unfortunately small shitcapacitors in their think pans, I know. Don't worry Jade, we're going to be okay.
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[ She's already climbing clumsily to her feet, seeking out some sort of jacket or shoes. ]
And I don't really give a damn if we die -- we'll just come back if we do. D'you want me to look for you or not?
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[secretly it's made him feel a lot better. He feels even better when he hears Jade's offer.]
Yeah, it'd be nice if you could just spin me around and point me towards Nepeta's hive. I'll just keep walking straight until I hit it.
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[ Not that he can see, but she's climbing out of bed, heading to the door. ]
Would you sort of.. wave your bracelet around? I know Loki's district pretty well, I need to figure out how to find you.
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Equius suggested I scream and rant loudly until someone finds me. Waving my arms about like a flailing dumbass probably works just as well, though.
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