asgardeventide | NPC POST

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Feeling a bit needy today, are we, Asgard?

[ And this god in particular is petulantly smug. How's the curse going, folks? ]

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What's the point of this one?

Oh quit whining so much. You were all griping about how unsafe you felt not long ago. We just did you a favor.

Don't you feel all safe and secure now?

Well sort of, but I could do without the "completely disturbed" factor as well.

You guys are impossible to please, you know that? [The way he's grinning says he knows he's full of shit and he doesn't care today.] Safety comes at a price, you know.

And prices can always be bartered. [Said in only a manner a spoiled rich kid can.] Afraid of losing what little control you have over us?

You're wanting to barter with us now? Well, color me a little shocked. Maybe we've hit you enough over the head that you've gotten a little sense.

Not all of us are completely stupid and gullible. What a concept. Do you even know how to barter properly?

Nope. Some of you are just one of those. And why should I bother with bartering? Honestly? I think the price's just fine here.

Edited (Still learning these icons.) 2013-05-07 23:21 (UTC)

Are you the one who set the price, or was it another one of you?

You don't honestly think I'm going to answer that, do you?

[He kind of wishes he could take credit for this one. He really does. It's brilliant.]

[A snort.] I'll take that as "someone else" then. [Because honestly, he knows that he'd be boasting if he had a brilliant idea.]

hmph. Don't go getting too clever on me. At least, though, you're not being a complete tool about this. You all needed the shakeup.

All I'm asking is why can't we choose our own shakeups. I think you'd receive far better results.

Yeah... no.

[But if Draco's lucky, or very unlucky, Loki might notice this conversation and get ideas from Draco's more foolish decisions.]

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wasthemaster - 2013-05-08 00:46 (UTC) - Expand

The same point as all the others.

In that there is no point?

To make people feel things. We need you lot to kick up as much emotional dirt as quickly as you can.

Well what would be so complicated in asking us how we wish to accomplish that?

Well, fine, then. Give me a suggestion.

...right now?

It doesn't hurt that they had it coming this time too.

Oh, come off it. Some of them aren't so bad.

Yes, yes, I know. Doesn't mean some of them aren't exactly as bad as I'm saying does it brother? There's a few who really do need to get knocked down a peg.

No arguments there. Then again I often think the same of you.

Hey, just because I'm the pretty one and you have a habit of getting that nose of yours broken fighting giants doesn't mean you need to try your hand again. Wouldn't want to have to kick your ass and embarrass you in front of them, now would we?

[Total bravado.]

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