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Thor of Asgard ([personal profile] asgardsstrength) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2013-05-04 06:20 pm

NPC POST - VIDEO

Feeling a bit needy today, are we, Asgard?

[ And this god in particular is petulantly smug. How's the curse going, folks? ]
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[personal profile] averagemedium 2013-05-07 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
How am I supposed to relax? This is so far past okay.
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[personal profile] averagemedium 2013-05-07 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[For a second he looks like he's seriously considering that, before he quickly shakes his head.]

But I barely know the guy! You can't just go cuddle people you don't even know, okay? It's weird!
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[personal profile] averagemedium 2013-05-07 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
It's still weird, for one thing.

[...but if that's true then he really should help out with that, right? The thought of the guy being that lonely is kind of distressing in a way he really does not like.

The most conflicted face.]


You're sure about that?

feathery: art@thejotaku (strife; flap around and do my thing)

whoops textjack again

[personal profile] feathery 2013-05-07 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god this is a level of gullible i didnt want to see ever fucking again
were talking a tier so mythical even the old crones only whisper of it behind closed doors
so congratulations
you have straight up rocketed this shit out of obscurity and into the echelons of the purely egbertian
the boonbonds just keep rolling in
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[personal profile] averagemedium 2013-05-07 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I have no idea what about half of what you just said even meant but look, under normal circumstances none of this would be happening and it is weird and I really do not like this and--

[A frustrated huff.]

What I'm saying is I think I get a little bit of a fucking pass on this one, considering.

...can I just get a hug or something. Swear we'll never speak of it again and all that.
feathery: art@hoursago (strife; orange feathery asshole)

[personal profile] feathery 2013-05-14 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
nope
all hugs have been banned from the premises
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[personal profile] averagemedium 2013-05-18 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. Fine. That's fine. Not even a thing.

....you're positive about that?
feathery: art@mspaintadventures (strife; caw caw motherfuckers)

[personal profile] feathery 2013-05-20 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
oh my flipping christ
yes
im positive
its not gonna happen
i know people love hot wings but you can take that one up with colonel sanders
hes got a bucket set aside just for you and any tears you might shed at my absence
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[personal profile] averagemedium 2013-05-20 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, for the love of-- were the rest of the implications you were throwing out not weird enough? How does that even--

Okay. Okay, fine, definitely not happening. Totally okay.

[Not even a little bit twitchy. Not at all.

He is really starting to gain an appreciation for why people hate the whole curse business.]


I'm just-- I'm gonna leave it there. You have fun with your birdperson business, or... whatever.
feathery: art@yummytomatoes (beep beep peep)

[personal profile] feathery 2013-05-20 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
thats exactly what ive got planned

[He's going to hide out with one of his teen parents now, ok.]