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Jade Harley | gardenGnostic ([personal profile] nukeoleptic) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2013-04-20 12:08 pm

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I think I'm finally homesick. [ Jade doesn't seem particularly torn up or melancholy about this - thoughtful, more than anything. ] What do you guys usually do about it?


[ Then, filtered to: Dirk, Sophie, Davesprite, Dave, Connor, ???, Riku, Aradia, Loki, and Kaworu:

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hey ._.;;
not_a_troll: (investigation in progress)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-04-20 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Bluhh times infinity.

Ah! You are familiar with ogres wearing hats? Is it a common thing for ogres to do so? I have told their owner to give them an entire outfit. He or she or it tends to confuse them when they change hats.

I see. So you dreamt a dream of Dave's dream self. Did you kiss him with the tongues?
not_a_troll: (how dull)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-04-21 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
But to wake someone's dreamself... It must have been quite an intense kiss.

According to Midgardian moving pictures intense kisses can be reached by using the tongues.

Or am I dreadfully wrong?
not_a_troll: (thus i pout)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-04-23 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
No. Not at all. This pain-in-the-butt thing is completely unbeknownst to me, Jade.

I think this is also not a compliment. After all, no one wishes to be compared to a sore behind.

Thus you're being a meanie.
not_a_troll: (torrent of bits)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-04-25 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
You are. Gander upon my sad emoticons :'( :'(


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A multitude of tears.
not_a_troll: (slander and lies)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-04-26 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
No Jade of Midgard, my face is not falling off. This is a misinterpretation of my emoticons.

They are tears. Tears of utter sadness.

Second of all, it would be rather painful to lose one's face. :C
not_a_troll: (that is classic trickster!)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-04-26 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Losing one's face should not be a super power.

But it did cheer you up a bit, yes?
not_a_troll: (no cares to give)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-05-01 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds less gross and more convenient.

Not at all. But I do wish to point out my incredible talent when it comes to cheering others up.
not_a_troll: (thus i pout)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-05-03 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
I am absolutely not! It is rude to tell me I'm rude when I am definitely not rude!

Behold my great pout. :
not_a_troll: (puh)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-05-09 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Now you are doing it again :'C I am not a rude fellow. You are rude to tell me I am rude, it is most rude.

Stewing? Oh, what meat are you going to stew?
not_a_troll: (groooooosssss :\)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-05-12 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
My head is not made for stewing. Perhaps for a game of football when my fellow Asgardians at home wish to put their ill thoughts about me into action, but not for stewing.

The idea alone is already utterly gross :"O
not_a_troll: (Oh really?)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-05-15 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
It seems we have to do this, yes. Perhaps we should involve cooking as well. Or stewing.

We seem to conversate about cooking a lot. Perhaps we are hungry.
not_a_troll: (call me a spaceman)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-05-19 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
That is a tempting question, Jade.
But yes, I want cake. I want to take my cake and eat it.

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