[It hasn’t been too long since the candy attack; and there’s still someone who has been deeply affected by it. The look of profound confusion that’s been gracing Aladdin’s face is a clear indicator of that. ]

The candies made people do a lot of really weird things. Some of it was nice like hugs and kisses, but the other stuff wasn’t so nice, like punching and pinching.

Those pinching candies made me realise something really big. There are a lot of guys in Asgard with really nice butts. [Clearly this is a true revelation for the ages and he can’t help but share his findings with everyone.]

One of the first people I pinched was Ms. Eve, she looked really gentle and pretty. Though she’s actually a mister; a really grumpy mister. He’s still pretty though, with a nice butt to match. You wouldn’t notice the difference if he let his hair down and had some makeup on!

Mr. Freyjadour too, he’s another guy that looks like a girl, so I shouldn't be surprised. At least I didn't need to check to see if he had boobs. He could have been hiding some but I'm pretty sure he wasn't...

Mr. Kiritsugu was a surprise, he was the oldest looking person I pinched. But his butt wasn’t saggy or anything gross. You wouldn’t really notice unless you saw him walking from the back. He has a grace to him like Mr. Ja’far, but that might not be a good thing.

Mr. Eyes is really slender and thin like he hasn't eaten in a while. You wouldn't think his butt would look nice but it is. Hmm... maybe all his fat goes down there.

Mr. Allen had the biggest butt of the bunch like two bubbles pressed together! He’s slender like Mr. Eyes, so maybe the same thing happened to his butt too.

Mr. Kaworu was the last person I got to, and by that time I just realised that all the butts I pinched were nice.

To think, I wouldn’t have noticed if it wasn’t for those candies! I’m not sure it was a good thing or not, but at least now I know. I’m not going to look again, but I wonder... if there are more guys like that?

[Are there more people out there that are part of the nice butt bro club? He really wants to ask why it happens, but then no one explained the whole does this man have big boobies to him either. ]