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Ritsu Sohma ([personal profile] trouser_chimp) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2013-02-20 07:22 am
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Seventh Curse ; Text

 Dear residents!!! I have wonderful news for those of you who find me absolutely irritating!!!

I have been advised to be quiet in order to stop being so very annoying.

So from this day forward, I will no longer speak a single word!!!
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[personal profile] comeonthensexy 2013-02-22 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, you're just being ridiculous.
trouser_chimp: (Yes... I'm Pathetic...)

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[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2013-02-22 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[tears are forming, and he writes frantically.]

I'm sorry for being ridiculous!
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[personal profile] comeonthensexy 2013-02-22 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
No no no, don't do that! I don't mean-- I'm just saying, you care too much. From what I can see, you're perfectly fine. So stop writing on that stupid sign and just talk. If someone told you not to they're the ones talking rubbish and who shouldn't be listened to.
trouser_chimp: (SOSORRYSOSORRYSOSORRY)

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[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2013-02-22 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[On the one hand, he starts talking. On the other...]

I'm sorry for caring too much! I'm sorry for having a stupid idea! I'm sorry for implying other people are rubbish!
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[personal profile] comeonthensexy 2013-02-22 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[ He'll just. Lean back, and watch in silence. ]
trouser_chimp: (I APOLOGIZE TO THE WORRRRRRRRRLD!)

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[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2013-02-22 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Suit yourself.]

I'm sorry for wasting valuable cardboard and marker! I'M SORRY FOR WASTING SO MUCH VALUABLE TIME! I'M SORRY THAT INSULTED THE VERY METHOD OF COMMUNICATION ITSELF! I HAVE INSULTED THE CREATORS OF LANGUAGE AND THOSE WHO SPEAK FREELY! I DON'T DESERVE TO TALK TO ANYONE!

I APOLOGIZE TO YOU, I APOLOGIZE TO ALL WHO SPEAK, I APOLOGIZE TO THE WORRRLD!
trouser_chimp: (Yes... I'm Pathetic...)

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[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2013-02-22 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Give him a few seconds, he needs to catch his breath.]

I will never be done being sorry...
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[personal profile] comeonthensexy 2013-02-22 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Word of advice. Pick what you'll always be sorry for, because you cannot possibly always be sorry for every single thing you do. I don't do that, and I still drive myself mad.
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[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2013-02-22 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
But I am sorry for every single thing I do! And I'm sorry for being sorry so much!
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[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2013-02-23 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Because it bothers everyone but I can't do anything about it because I'm so stupid and hopeless!
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[personal profile] comeonthensexy 2013-02-23 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Everyone?

I don't believe that for a second.
trouser_chimp: (I APOLOGIZE TO THE WORRRRRRRRRLD!)

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[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2013-02-23 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Everyone everywhere at every time with everything!
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[personal profile] comeonthensexy 2013-02-24 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
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And how do you know that, exactly?
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[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2013-02-24 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Because it's as plain as my ugly nose on my hideous face!
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[personal profile] comeonthensexy 2013-02-24 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think your nose is ugly or your face hideous.
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[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2013-02-25 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
You're only seeing it from a distorted point of view! The true horror of seeing me face to face would be too much to bare!
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[personal profile] comeonthensexy 2013-02-25 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Meet with me, and try me.
trouser_chimp: (Eek!)

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[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2013-02-25 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would you subject yourself to possible torment?!
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[personal profile] comeonthensexy 2013-02-25 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I decide what I want to do and I'm the boss of myself. Now, tell me where you are, chop chop.
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