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Ritsu Sohma ([personal profile] trouser_chimp) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2013-02-20 07:22 am
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Seventh Curse ; Text

 Dear residents!!! I have wonderful news for those of you who find me absolutely irritating!!!

I have been advised to be quiet in order to stop being so very annoying.

So from this day forward, I will no longer speak a single word!!!
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[personal profile] holyfight 2013-02-21 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
But wouldn't it be a bother if you don't talk, too?

[Logic. Orihime haz it]

[personal profile] holyfight 2013-02-21 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
It would be!
Because then people would have to figure out what you wanted without you just telling them!
trouser_chimp: (Eh...?)

[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2013-02-21 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
But can't I just do this and type???

[personal profile] holyfight 2013-02-21 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
What if you were face-to-face, though?
Wouldn't that take longer?
trouser_chimp: (Squee!)

[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2013-02-21 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
I bought markers and cardboard to make signs!

[personal profile] holyfight 2013-02-21 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
But they'd still have to wait on you to draw the signs!
trouser_chimp: (Eh...?)

[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2013-02-21 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a long pause as he considers this.]

Maybe I can learn sign language! Or mime! Or lipreading!

[personal profile] holyfight 2013-02-22 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
But most people don't know how to do those things! So that's even worse!
trouser_chimp: (SOSORRYSOSORRYSOSORRY)

[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2013-02-22 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
...

...

[well now you did it.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I'M SUCH A FAILURE! I'M A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FAILURE! EVEN WHEN I TRY TO HELP IT ONLY LEADS TO MORE FAILING!

[personal profile] holyfight 2013-02-23 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
NO NO NO NO!
That's not what I'm saying at all!
You were doing fine all along!
trouser_chimp: (Sobsobsob...)

[personal profile] trouser_chimp 2013-02-23 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY

[this repeated text begins filling up pages...]

[personal profile] holyfight 2013-02-24 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
NO IT'S OKAY!
You should just talk normally!
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