PINKIE PIE! (
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asgardeventide2012-06-18 05:22 pm
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[ A VIDEO OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE! ]
[ Have a spunky pink-haired girl in overalls, Asgard. And she looks rather distressed, oh no! ]
Um, hi everypony! I was just out celebrating the water being gone finally, and thought I'd even see how far down the street I can bounce a ball from the Loki front door! So I went and reached in this tree hollow here- [ she zips over to said tree, zooming in on the alleged hole in the tree ]
and there isn't a ball here! In fact, I've tried all the right places and I haven't found any balls anywhere!
[ Is she cringing? Is her face one of pure horror? Most indubitably! THIS IS IMPORTANT BUSINESS, ASGARD. SHE MEANS IT. ]
You guys don't mean to tell me there isn't an emergency ball stash set up here, can you? I-I mean, what does somepony do when they need a ball to bounce or even use in pranks? They're the stuff of practical joke gold! How does anypony go without?!
A-And I haven't found any eyepatches, either! Everypony should have an eyepatch within reach whenever they need one, don't you think?! How do Travellers stand it?!?!
Asgard, I've decided something. Even if it is... bigger than Ponyville, if I can set up the emergency ball and eyepatch stashes at home, I can do the same for Asgard, too!
[ And with a proud huff, the feed clicks off. ]
Um, hi everypony! I was just out celebrating the water being gone finally, and thought I'd even see how far down the street I can bounce a ball from the Loki front door! So I went and reached in this tree hollow here- [ she zips over to said tree, zooming in on the alleged hole in the tree ]
and there isn't a ball here! In fact, I've tried all the right places and I haven't found any balls anywhere!
[ Is she cringing? Is her face one of pure horror? Most indubitably! THIS IS IMPORTANT BUSINESS, ASGARD. SHE MEANS IT. ]
You guys don't mean to tell me there isn't an emergency ball stash set up here, can you? I-I mean, what does somepony do when they need a ball to bounce or even use in pranks? They're the stuff of practical joke gold! How does anypony go without?!
A-And I haven't found any eyepatches, either! Everypony should have an eyepatch within reach whenever they need one, don't you think?! How do Travellers stand it?!?!
Asgard, I've decided something. Even if it is... bigger than Ponyville, if I can set up the emergency ball and eyepatch stashes at home, I can do the same for Asgard, too!
[ And with a proud huff, the feed clicks off. ]
video;
Pinkie, maybe you should, um, lay off the practical jokes for a little while? Not everypony needs to have one pulled on them.
[Video]
Emergency ball stash?
[video]
Uh, I could make you some eyepatches.
[No, he doesn't exactly know what he's getting into. But it's something to do!]
How many do you want?
video.
[video]
You're right! There's a lot you could do with eyepatches and balls! I don't know if I'd make an emergency stash, but they would be very useful, wouldn't they?
Video
How tragic! ( Do they really need eyepatches. . . ) Is anything else missing?
[video.]
video;
VIDEO.