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asgardeventide2012-05-17 10:50 pm
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ANONYMOUS TEXT
'Anonymous' can choose to reply should he find it kinder to do so.
A point of inquiry. Information is a foundation to my methods.
I cannot work with insufficient data so you're concise and honest inputs would be most appreciated.
Do not tarry with embellishments.
A show of hands, how many of you consider yourself part of the criminal class?
What have you done in Asgard or before your arrival?
I will take the answer of every petty thief and Napoleon of crime.
Take this as an open invitation to brag, if you will.
My only clause - Keep it interesting.
[[ OOC | Unless stated otherwise, all replies will be perma-anon; perma-text. ]]
A point of inquiry. Information is a foundation to my methods.
I cannot work with insufficient data so you're concise and honest inputs would be most appreciated.
Do not tarry with embellishments.
A show of hands, how many of you consider yourself part of the criminal class?
What have you done in Asgard or before your arrival?
I will take the answer of every petty thief and Napoleon of crime.
Take this as an open invitation to brag, if you will.
My only clause - Keep it interesting.
[[ OOC | Unless stated otherwise, all replies will be perma-anon; perma-text. ]]
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You see, I am plagued by the most intricate of problems. I need casework. I depend upon it. It is my wine and my cheese and I need it. Now, clearly you're everyone's favourite murderer and we simply cannot have that if your only drive is food. Food is dull. It's primal and animalistic and boring.
If you are fed a steady diet of blood then when a murder happens - not that it will rule YOU out, but most certainly, it would rule an asinine cause of death like hunger out.
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[She sets her head in her hands, amused, and her tone is light]
It's pretty tempting! But I do like variety. You'd hate it if you ate the same thing all the time, right?
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[Coolly,] But since you've been so nice, I'll compromise. I won't kill any of the ones I'm just feeding on from now on. That way you won't be bored with those. Is that fair?
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I shall take your word and if I should find the next murder to be fueled by something as trite as hunger - I shall be thoroughly disappointed.
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Hey, but you know, I'm curious... We've had this really nice conversation, and you know a lot about me, but I don't even know your name. Won't you tell me?
encrypted 10% - it's all he can manage
The name is Sherlock Holmes.
It's my business to know a lot about other people.
This scenario is not something I'd regard as knowing.
SH
private!
But the surprise fades quickly as her smile just brightens with a friendly light]
Well, it's really nice to meet you, Mr. Holmes! Or should I just say Sherlock?
[both sound kind of weird...]
Hey, but if you look around, you can learn a lot about almost anyone, since you can look back at what people have said. I think we all forget that, but you can find some interesting stuff! [She laughs] Hey, but if you want someone interesting to know a lot about, how about that person that you're talking to anonymously? The one that claimed to kill someone already for justice? I'm absolutely sure that's the one that killed me, so I'll ruin the surprise and give you his name. But that's it, of course, because then it wouldn't be any fun, right?
[She pauses] His name is Cheriour.