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ＳＨＥＲＬＯＣＫ ＨＯＬＭＥＳ. ([personal profile] deductions) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-05-17 10:50 pm
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A point of inquiry. Information is a foundation to my methods.
I cannot work with insufficient data so you're concise and honest inputs would be most appreciated.

Do not tarry with embellishments.

A show of hands, how many of you consider yourself part of the criminal class?
What have you done in Asgard or before your arrival?

I will take the answer of every petty thief and Napoleon of crime.
Take this as an open invitation to brag, if you will.

My only clause - Keep it interesting.

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observer: ((ｔ) and i'll provide the spite)

[personal profile] observer 2012-05-20 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
But isn't the true beauty of it that nobody else but you knows all about it?

Or maybe things are different where I'm from.
deductions: (〈 cautious 〉» do be careful.)

[personal profile] deductions 2012-05-31 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
A most subjective view point. Not getting caught is as part of the beauty as is infamy.

Regale. Where are you from?
observer: ((ｔ) this is entertainment)

[personal profile] observer 2012-06-01 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
True enough. I suppose some would rather be infamous than a mystery.

A little blue planet called Earth. But it sounds like most are from there, too.
deductions: (〈 avoiding 〉» yes... well...)

[personal profile] deductions 2012-06-01 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing makes a man vainer then to be called a sinner.

Yes, the one that sun rotates against. I likewise, am from there.
observer: ((ｔ) you'll make us wanna die)

[personal profile] observer 2012-06-03 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
It's nice to talk to a fellow human, then. That is, assuming you're human. I've enough non-humans in the last couple of days.

Can I ask why you're so interested in criminals?
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[personal profile] deductions 2012-06-04 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Biologically or morally?

Villainy is stimulating. I need stimulation. The depths of the psyche
is a wondrous thing and it takes a certain calibre of people
to engage in such acts.
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[personal profile] observer 2012-06-07 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Biologically would be preferable, but I won't argue against morally. ヽ（´ー｀）┌

So you're one who works closely with criminals. A law enforcer? Or maybe something more deeply involved.
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[personal profile] deductions 2012-06-07 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Biologically, one could categorize me as a human.

My career is of no import.

An inquiry: what is that series of characters you have posted? Is it a cipher?
observer: ((ｔ) destroy you)

[personal profile] observer 2012-06-08 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
You mean this? ヽ（´ー｀）┌

It's a face.
deductions: (〈 determination 〉» fuck yeah)

[personal profile] deductions 2012-06-08 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
How?
Is it deformed?

[ YOU'LL HAVE TO PARDON HIM. He's from the Victorian era. ]
observer: ((ｔ) i know you want me to feel your pain)

[personal profile] observer 2012-06-09 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
No. I could make a more realistic one, but that's too much trouble.

It's meant to be "cute".
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[personal profile] deductions 2012-06-13 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
How is it cute? Educate. It appears to be something that has acquired plague. Disease is not endearing, if it were - I would be a doctor.
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[personal profile] observer 2012-06-14 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
wwww That's a first! (*≧▽≦)ﾉｼ)) Have you ever heard of a thing called the "internet" before arriving here?
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[personal profile] deductions 2012-06-14 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Educate.

[ he's so confused. What is WWWWW????? :C what is that thing even, it scares him. it looks like a plague victim?? ]
observer: ((ｔ) twilight fading)

[personal profile] observer 2012-06-23 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You could say it's something like what we're using now, but less restricted.

I'm assuming you've never heard of a computer, either?
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[personal profile] deductions 2012-06-26 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Less restricted? How can this be restricted? You have the power to discuss anything with any citizens without the means of traveling.

What is a computer? It sounds like a most edible delicacy.
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[personal profile] observer 2012-06-29 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
For one, you can't do much except contact others and see what they've posted with this bracelet. It's terribly boring, and you can't search for specific information using it.

Well, I'm sure you could eat a computer! I don't guarantee you'll live to tell, however.
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[personal profile] deductions 2012-06-30 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
A dangerous sort of delicacy, you say. It sounds enticing?

Is that what library's are not for? The accesses of specific information.
observer: ((ｔ) peace will arise and tear us apart)

[personal profile] observer 2012-07-02 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, silly. If you consider plastic and hardware to be a delicacy, I won't stop you.

Only if you're in the mood to work for that information.
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[personal profile] deductions 2012-07-03 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Educate then. What is this 'Internet' and what does one do with it?
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