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asgardeventide2012-05-05 12:06 am
furrows) wrote in asgardeventide2012-05-05 12:06 am
003 ✎ Third Manuscript ✎ Audio
[Oh, look, Asgard. Alan's decided to actually grace you with his own voice today. Pay attention, it's one of the only times you'll ever get to hear it. Unless he comes outside and you meet him.]
Question.
Fiction, or non-fiction?
Question.
Fiction, or non-fiction?
voice;
[The sarcasm in his voice is enough to choke a horse.]
Or a two-by-four. My favorite is a punch to the face. Usually it ends up getting worse with that, but it's good for when you're in the moment.
voice;
You're talking to someone who can make suspenders look awesome.
Though I can't exactly disagree with the two-by-four. But I think logic is kind of better, considering you can just make hipsters look too school for cool when it comes down to it. [God, if you could see the face Desmond is making, Alan.] Seriously. Hipsters. They're like a plague.
voice;
[Not as bad as all the shit he faces at night, but some of the guys there are real hicks and hipsters.]
voice;
[Though definitely a lot better than nightmares, yeah. But, eh, Desmond always had a soft spot for all the weirdos you could walk past every day.]
voice;
voice;
I'd say look out your window more, but that'd just be creepy and voyeuristic.
voice;
Cute, real cute. I look outside my window, believe me. Just not for long. Paparazzi are a pain in the ass like that.
voice;
Should have moved to Vermont or somewhere like that, if you didn't want the press breathing down your neck.
[Your fault for encouraging him, Alan.]