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ｓｅｓｓｉｏｎ》００１　［ｔｅｘｔ］

still don't get why the people in charge don't just hire a team of landscapers and a bunch of people to paint everything

that'd be a lot easier, right?

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Sherlock's off his game if he needs Watson's help to figure that out.

note to self: sarcasm doesn't translate well over text

or you're just being a dick

and if that's the case, touche

Aww, I thought you would have expected that from me by now.

i don't really expect anything from anyone

except maybe some common sense

That's it? It takes a lot to make an impression on you.

i'm demanding, i know

Always have been.

i guess that's what happens when you fight like a married couple i tell you to go make me a sandwich, you call me demanding and leave me with the kids, everyone wins

[Yep. No idea. Derp, derp.]

I think 'married couple' might be going too far. We never even actually met in person, after all.

still trying to decide if you're being sarcastic or a dick still, touche to you, good sir mail order bride, maybe?

Just honest, this time. Figured it'd be a nice change.

[Don't feel bad, Desmond! Clay has no idea that you have no idea.]

change to what? i think you lost me at that last turn for albuquerque wait let me guess you're taking the dog aren't you?

[Alright, now you've lost him.]

Talking dog? What are you on about now?

no talking dogs eh this typing thing is getting kind of tiring how do you switch the settings on this thing? does it come with a universal remote or something?

There should be a button to switch to voice or video on your screen.

[OOPS THERE IS SOME SERIOUS BACKGROUND NOISE-- oh, wait there we go.]

Huh. It's kind of neat, I guess? Still, you'd think with some fancy jewelry, everything else would be up to date with the twenty-first century.

You'd think with all their money and subjects, Abstergo would already have what they want.

It doesn't always work that way.

[That-- hits. Like a jolt. That would make sense, wouldn't it? If this was all just some weird coma dream? That would be easier to deal with. Of course Abstergo would crop up sooner or later.

That still makes Desmond more angry than he feels he should be.]

[Whether it works on Clay or not, he's also quite good at playing dumb when he wants to be.]

Money and subjects, huh? That's... not creepy or anything.

[Unfortunately for Desmond, it doesn't. Clay snorts before speaking.] Did you hit your head on the way in or something? You know Abstergo, Desmond.

[Well, fuck.]

Look, pal. I don't know what you're getting at, and I don't want to. But you better start thinking about if you really want to go down this road.

[Because he is not going to let Templars screw with anything more than they already have, thanks much.]

What the fuck are you--

[But then it suddenly makes sense. Leonardo and Ezio were hardly from the 21st century, after all. What's the difference of a few months compared to that of a few centuries.]

You don't remember me, do you?

Remember?

You know, at this point, I'm pretty sure I'm justified to inform you that you sound just a little bit crazy.

[Oh, Desmond, you don't know the half of it.]

No surprise. Heard of Subject 16.

	
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text; he's an ass, i refuse to apologize

text; sob they can be asses together never apologize

text; that's how it went in canon, but then clay had to ruin it and be all self sacrificing

text; gdi clay why do you do this when desmond doesn't know who you are yet

text; because helping you also means testing you?

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