[ Set to video, the screen shows a girl who looks to be around eighteen years of age, staring at the screen-- but rather than looking at whoever she is talking to, she seems to be staring at the screen itself, with a look that mixes intense concentration and confusion. The classic expression of someone trying to figure out how the hell to use this thing. ]

Um, does this thing actually work? ...Oh, hey, look, it does, ehehehe! Would you look at that...! Well, uh... I wasn't really expecting it to, I guess-- oh, I bet this isn't a good way to start off... dammit... [ You can just hear her, yelling at herself inside for screwing this up and starting off at a rather embarrassing note. ] Aha, sorry about that. I mean, seriously, who would've thought this little bracelet could actually do this stuff? I swear, this is like magic or something. [ She comes from the mid-eighties, what is technology... but that reminds her-- ] Although, this sure has been one crazy night, even if it technically isn't night anymore, so with all the weird stuff that's happened, this should've seemed so unbelievable, I guess... [ But she doesn't want to think about all that depressing stuff after finally having some time to come to terms with everything that happened. Even if she has a vague feeling that this isn't quite right in a different way than she thinks. ]

Well, anyway, never mind that! [ She perks up, and sits up straighter, taking on a cheerful and lively demanor as she speaks and gives the screen a smile. ] I'm here to introduce myself. So, it's not like I'm glad or that it's nice to be here, but it's great to meetcha all anyway. My name's Ushiromiya Jessica. Since we're stuck here and it's gonna be for a while, I figured we should get to know each other better. 'Cause, sure, the conditions aren't perfect for this, but no reason not to try to make friends with each other, right? Especially if our emotions are supposed to add color to this city or something. And this city really could use some color. I mean, seriously. Oh, but if you're a creeper or a pervert, feel free to stay the hell away, got it? [ And here she shakes a fist at the camera, one that is currently equipped with a brass knuckle. ] Just try to touch me or any of my friends. I'll kick your ass!