Alright, Asgard.

*Aoto and his super casual greetings. He gives a glance to bracelet as he is crouched down like a delinquent somewhere in the Loki streets, looking about at the chaos of candy.*

I get the whole 'It rained candy!' thing is apparently a thing. In fact you'd have to be blind to miss this detail. But putting aside the fact it all fell from the sky in a relatively harmless way from what I can see-- aside from the fact my cat kept trying to eat them-- I have a very serious question for any of you who have this kind of candy where you come from.

Whhhhhhy the hell does it taste like chalk?

... ... and before anyone pings in on it, no, I'm not telling you why I know what chalk tastes like. That's a story nobody should be interested in!