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Niou Masaharu ([personal profile] trickyoutwice) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-07-19 11:13 pm
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Where can a guy find bungee cords, twenty three paperclips, and a medium-sized hamster around here?

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[personal profile] abarais 2012-07-22 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
this sounds like a riot
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[personal profile] badluckdelivery 2012-07-22 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
thats an oddly specific number of paperclips...that is also a large amount.
circuses: (PRESENT BROKEN BOTTLE ✭)

[personal profile] circuses 2012-07-22 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
i thought it was just going to have fun!! itd have some excitement and then be fine and go to hamster sleep.
parasiteye: (are you high. cause i might be)

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[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-07-22 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
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Uh...huh. Hamsters are gonna help save the world?
trickyoutwice: (dismissive)

[personal profile] trickyoutwice 2012-07-22 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
are you for real?
trickyoutwice: (gotcha)

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[personal profile] trickyoutwice 2012-07-22 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
didn't you know they're secretly tiny gods?
the most powerful of all the hamsters is one named sanada
his might is so great that all the hamster girls swoon at his presence

plus someone'll scream pretty loud when they scurry around in his bed
but that's just an added bonus
trickyoutwice: (fox smile)

[personal profile] trickyoutwice 2012-07-22 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
it's perfectly safe and not nefarious at all
i assure you
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[personal profile] trickyoutwice 2012-07-22 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
get 24 and the whole plan falls apart!
parasiteye: (I HATE YOU LESS)

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[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-07-23 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh...right, okay. Wow. I basically believed none of that?

[personal profile] candybars 2012-07-23 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
You mean a Raticate? That's what it evolves into.
trickyoutwice: (curious)

[personal profile] trickyoutwice 2012-07-23 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
...evolves?
i mean a rat like a rat
the things that scurry around in the sewers and make girls scream
trickyoutwice: (wicked)

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[personal profile] trickyoutwice 2012-07-23 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
then you're probably smarter than 80% of the guys back home
good job not being a sucker!
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[personal profile] badluckdelivery 2012-07-23 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
what about 28?
parasiteye: (hello...akito)

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[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-07-23 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Who would fall for something like that????
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[personal profile] gentle 2012-07-23 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
does your friend like sweets?
what kinds does he eat?
i'm curious about them too
but have yet to experiment.
hamsters need adequate exercise as well
so make sure it has a wheel or proper tunnels to frolic through.
they're also highly territorial
so only give him one!
and no
i don't know that many people.
can't you just keep the other paperclips?
for later gift-giving endeavors perhaps?
trickyoutwice: (wicked)

[personal profile] trickyoutwice 2012-07-23 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
at this point, he's a donut in human form
so if you have something with sugar, hide it
you know a lot about hamsters. do you have a hamster farm?
only an amateur keeps 9976 pieces of evidence
trickyoutwice: (fox smile)

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[personal profile] trickyoutwice 2012-07-23 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
the same guy who thinks his frog from science class really hopped away to freedom on dissection day
trickyoutwice: (fox smile)

[personal profile] trickyoutwice 2012-07-23 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
28 is workable
no one thinks to check for redundancy #5
gentle: (♡nidoqueen)

[personal profile] gentle 2012-07-23 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
oh?
oh my
i didn't know that was even possible.
how does he live life?
don't other humans try to eat him?
and no
i don't have a hamster farm
i just know a lot about
``animals``
i suppose that's true though...
about the paperclips
i mean.
i suppose if you desperately need to get rid of them
i'll take them.
i like unfolding them
perhaps a little too much
but that's not really a problem you need to concern yourself with.
parasiteye: (also not tsun)

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[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-07-23 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
That....what?? What the fuck does any of that mean??
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[personal profile] badluckdelivery 2012-07-23 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
do they even have paper clips and bungee rope here?

[personal profile] viralsong 2012-07-23 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes [You sincerely have her interest.]

[personal profile] candybars 2012-07-24 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone screams at a Raticate.
trickyoutwice: (curious)

[personal profile] trickyoutwice 2012-07-24 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
you do know i was being figurative right
he's not actually a donut
tho if he were he'd probably try to eat himself, let's be fair
i won't judge your paperclip problem if you want to get rid of the evidence for me
trickyoutwice: (victory)

[personal profile] trickyoutwice 2012-07-24 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
secretly a lethal, furry assassin
trained to scurry onto your evil face and smother you in your sleep
or be the crucial distraction
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