[the video opens with LSP sitting in her room.]

So like, how do none of you know what Lumpy People are? We're so cool and I know most of us stay in Lumpy Space but even everyone at home totally know what a lumpy person is. [for the most part]

I decided to like, totally draw pictures to show you what we look like.

[and she holds up what she's been drawing]





So this is totally me, you guys. Look at all those lumps. [she points a finger at them] Do you see this? This was my smoking hot body and I totally loved it. Now I'm all weird and smooth. Do you lumpin' get it now?

[she flips through her drawings and holds up another one]



And these are my lumping parents. Lumpy Space King and Lumpy Space Queen. I totally moved back in with them recently, you guys. Now I'm back to living on my own here.

There's also a whole bunch of my BFFs I have, but the one that I usually called back home was...

[she fishes through her pictures, and holds up the third picture. Before she shows it to the camera, she's staring at it long and hard. LSP sighs and shows the screen.]



Melissa is totes my best friend you guys. She's like, BFF number 66 and when I ran away from home to live on my own she was the one that I talked to all the time. It was so cool. And she totally had all the most awesome gossip to share. I guess we were close.

[The more LSP talks the sadder she gets. She's started frowning and hunching over and looking away from the picture.]

The lumpy guy she's holding is my ex boyfriend, Brad. He and I broke up and he started dating Melissa and like, I totally didn't get it! He kissed me on the mouth and it was really weird and I was grossed out. And he was like "Well you're just not ready for me, LSP." But then like, stuff happened and I realized I was obvi ready for him. But I haven't had a chance to tell him since now I'm here.

This is so lumping lame, you guys. I wanna go home.

[ooc: I have other poorly drawn pictures if you want to coax her into showing them off]