[The feed flicks on suddenly, and all anyone would get to see at first is the torso of what seems to be a male human, wearing distinctly modern clothing. The view then switches to the person's face-and, of course, the first thing you'd notice about him is the bright orange hair.

He looks slightly surprised, but then seems to realize he actually hit the record button and starts scowling. Yep.]

Looks like I got it to work. Is anyone getting this?

[A pause, and then-]

Alright, so I heard about what we're supposed to be doing here from that weird faceless lady, but it still doesn't feel right.

[ALL KINDS OF DISTRUSTFUL yeah, uh. The gods chose a pretty bad spot to pull him from.]

I mean, taking us just to restore some color to the world? There's got to be more to all of this than just that. Some kind of catch, anyway. I heard about those Gods or whatever, but this is still really goddamn fishy.

....And how the hell are we supposed to do that, anyway?

[...Yeah, he didn't listen all the way to the maid. He was too busy wanting to get out of there, whoops.

He's about to turn it off, then-]

Oh yeah-and if anyone I know is hearing this, try to get into contact with me, alright?

[Off it goes.]